Roost it far

8-12 weeks is my guess Big Loss

Or you could take advice from Instagram that sunscreen gives you cancer so don’t use it. Simply jump in the Speedo’s and off to the beach

And so many opportunities to use it in the modern world, especially in relation to Cornes and Bolt. Pity we forgot to teach English as an important language. 🤦‍♂️

Some people never get the same lung function back again.

I think you’re right. I’m just hoping he didn’t pull it off completely

Dude, if you’ve been on this forum for awhile, which you have, you know full well that GW gets hassled by a few. You’d also know that it upsets her. So in the spirit of not being a complete fckutard you could show some restraint and make the place friendly rather than a room full of adolescents arguing what constitutes being carried compared to being helped. Rocket science it is not.

Thats the stuff of my nightmares

Clearly some details are being left out/mistaken in reports. I encourage all track watchers to use their words carefully. We’re all on edge, injuries are occurring/could occur/may occur/are likely to occur/are occurring in my dreams….I think you get the picture. I’ll be down on the track in the next few weeks. You’ll then have a template for all future reports. It’ll be expected that all track watchers use the new template. 😂

I’ll be there in the next few weeks

He’s got 5 weeks to recover if it’s a standard hamstring

I reckon these are the players with concerns leading into the season Tom Fullarton (hamstring) — continues to work through his recovery. Luker Kentfield (pneumonia) — hospitalised in Perth over Christmas break and slowly recovering there. Expected back at the club soon. Judd McVee (foot) (hamstring) — TBC Koltyn Tholstrup (bone stress) — expected to be sidelined for the next 8 to 10 weeks.

Boot rubs on foot, skin blisters, more hot sweaty running….infection

Put it in the report buddy

There’s an injury update on the club site, hamstring it is.

We were a club searching for relevance. It made sense on some levels but when he came out and said he was heading to Wimbledon mid season and wanted to poach JBrown I laughed the dreaded Melbourne supporter laugh. The one you have when you know it’s funny but only if you didn’t barrack for Melbourne.

Midfield 4 is a bit lean, I’d suggest there’s more than 8 to run through the middle atm. Keep these details in mind for future reports. 😜

Rib cartilage damage on Viney is a paper cut. I was worried it was Salem with the cartilage damage…..that’s a 3 month injury for him.

Mid season 2026

Get me an update on McVee…..NOW!!

Put our best players in a yellow cap and be done with it. We’re not supposed to use their limbs to knock the house down

Are you saying that if Langdon’s proposed move doesn’t work it’s your fault?

It’s always something with this guy. 🥹 (Relax, joke)

I thought Windsor was due back today and now Petty’s absent.

He’s a fill in before the very likely takeover by Smith, someone who should bring a great deal of stability and hopefully transparency and progress. His role on the board was clear and other than being on the board I can’t see his fingerprints on any of the past turmoil.

For those demanding training reports stop it, that’s my role on this platform.