Roost it far

Ladies and Gentlemen we have a new leader. 8 GiF post.

Agee’s but it’s fairly clear he’s not playing with us next season.

Demon Forever to his guests right about now: Words can’t describe my admiration for the 7 GiF post. Just a quiet word though. There’s a reason no one has successfully gone beyond the 4 GiF post. There’s simply not enough attention span in the receiving audience, likely caused by incessant GiF scrolling.

What did the pies get for Grundy and Treloar?

Demonlanders outside today’s BBQ.

Are we about to announce something or has the Kanga disaster pushed it back again?

We’re doing it for the people “No GiF required here”

So we’re waiting till Monday are we? I’m unleashing the triple GiF. I can’t wait till Monday, I simply don’t have it in me.

What's the word on Oscar Berry?

Surely if they nominate us and we have the picks/points they’ll become ours. Isn’t the system going to change to make them more expensive, which I agree with, but still allow the romance to remain?

What more do you want Man!!

Does this mean we're going to end up with 3 White's playing for us or are we about to see the end of father sons?

I believe that’s @Very Jaded but I’m not sure.

3 quick memories tonight. Him grabbing at his hamstring that wet night against PA. Kicking that goal in the 21 GF and Dogga coming at him to celebrate and me thinking, How good is this and how good are these 2 going to be? The third was this season when he kicked the goal against the Swans and came to the bench to a standing ovation. Of course there was many more highlights and unfortunately as can happen when you get that high you crash and burn and boy oh boy did he and we go down in flames. Personally I hope he finds his groove at GWS and dominates again. I'll Boo Petracca but I'll only ever applaud Clayton, I've always preferred the misfits. I reckon it's the perfect place to resurrect his career. Kingsley won't put up with anything other than total dedication, over to you Clayton and thanks for the memories.

His record and experience suggests he's a good get. I was worried no one wanted to help coach us for a minute.

7 and 8 for 2 is doable from my end. Don't want to give up 24 in the deal with GC though. Still want Humphrey but each day it feels less likely if it ever was.

Where'd you hear that?

That's all correct. However they really want him and we simply must hold to extract a solid return. Oliver is the freebie, not Petracca. We all realise Humphrey is a long shot but he's worth a really solid crack.

@Dannyz has been delisted from “solid informant” to being rookied as “may know a tiny bit more than us” I didn’t do this lightly as he’s had some excellent mail over the years. However like the team itself he’s had some proper misses lately. We wish him all the best in his recovery. We’re hoping that @demonforever doesn’t suffer the same fate but his ranking as “this guy might just know something” could easily fall to “and you’re out” if we don’t receive some good news on BH soon.

Don’t forget the coaches