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Absolutely ridiculous. Was the top FWD in AFLW fantasy by a mile (averaged 85.4). Next best in that position averaged 69.8 Melbourne gets shafted every way possible, every year, in whatever comp

Yep, confirmed officially on the AFL website: https://www.afl.com.au/aflw/news/1253010/whose-fixture-was-hardest-brisbane-lions-capitalise-on-dream-run Absolute joke, as usual

Any relation of Ben Allan? The West reporting today that we are interested in Bo: The Tigers are one of three clubs interested in Allan and currently have four selections before the WA clubs (picks 1, 6, 10 and 11). St Kilda (picks 7 and 8) and Melbourne (picks 5 and 9) are also interested in Allan, who Jones said has the “potential to captain a club one day”.

Barlow massive positive too. Bonafide billionaire. Maybe they can both solve the 40 year riddle of finding our way back home to the G. Yarra Park training base back on the cards, perhaps?

Geelong being the exception

Absolutely no hope this Caulfield pipe dream gets realised any time soon, imo: Relying on a broke state Labor government to chip in at least $50m New MRC chairman, John Kanga, is a Collingwood supporter The CRRT is chaired by a Sydney supporter, Sam Almaliki

And yet Nibbler didn't get a single Brownlow vote this year. Absolute joke that he didn't poll in the Port and Carlton games. Played well against the Saints and Eagles too, at home

And Geelong are the Artful Dodger

@picket fence takes out and replaces @binman on the pod

How on earth did Nibbler NOT get votes in this game:

Saints. Ex Caulfield Grammar too. Probably hates all the blue blood Melbourne Grammar Demon supporters 🤣

Quickest player I have ever seen (never saw Bluey Adams though):

https://www.afl.com.au/news/1217662/eddie-betts-luke-breust-and-ranking-the-top-10-small-forwards How on earth can Aaron Davey not make this list? Basically invented the defensive, high pressure small forward role in his debut year of 2004 (another fun year to watch @layzie). I seem to recall Rioli admitted at one point in his career that he was influenced by the Flash

Yep, 9 goals in 40 minutes. And kicked 7 straight the following week against the Hawks at the G

Surely not....

I guess that's project #3 she couldn't get done, unfortunately. Project #1 Project #2 (thanks to consortium links to Scientology and China) All fart, no poo

Beat our average attendance this year of 34,929 at home games

No surprise. Didn't do a preseason. And chose a Nike sponsored trip to the Paris Olympics over her teammates. If she wants to be a professional footballer, she should start acting like one

So 10 players aged 30+ next year, all of whom missed games this year through injury (except Jack the unbreakable). Let's hope they can all stay on the park next year!

Why not? Nearly everyone on this site casting votes has watched the games, is a Melbourne supporter and knows footy. And if you don't think the poll is a fair assessment, then why does your favourite stat, Wheelo's player rating, list him behind 5 midfielders:

Difference being Raygun is going to profit $$$ from it massively

Biggest media pile on a club since the Essendon peptides saga. When will it stop?

Unquestionably? Why then are there 6 midfielders listed above him in the Dland "player of the year"?

When @binman said on the podcast 3 weeks ago, after getting absolutely pantsed by Freo, that he would be "shocked if we don't make finals"