Dame Gaga

Not hard enough. Not mean enough. Not desperate enough. Not smart enough.

He has no idea what to do when he gets the ball in his hands. Sorry if the truth hurts.

Always has been.

Commentators saying the lifted elbow was accidental. Is this a joke.

The appalling umpiring is enough to drain any hope of getting a 'fair go' on the football field. Especially when you see a thug like Mumford receive free kicks and get away with what the commentators drool over as 'big hits'. ?

Exposes their complete lack of knowledge.

This is your last game Mumford so your job is to beat up everyone is it. Ba$$tard.

Can't believe him and Richo were waxing lyrical about how he bashed Oliver like it was a great thing for football. Stumpheads.

South Australian Umpire is the new Razor Ray. Don't explain something you don't understand mate. P.S. (Mumford and Greene are slugs.)

That's the Trac we know and love.

Rent A Crowd - unemployed actors.

Looking after the money pit franchise.

Sooking Giants player cries for a 50 and the clueless South Australian umpire gave it him. What is that?

Umpires are making up free kicks now.

I was only half watching the game but I think I heard Brian Taylor raving on about a Richmond player's Croatian family. Really?

I saw their fans at the MCG. All they did was drink all day and abuse little kids who were Melbourne supporters. Didn't even watch the football. Useless twerps.

Don't feel bad. The Orange People are a secretive organization.?

This article could have been written in any year of MFC's past, the way they have stumbled through the years. Just change the names. Same old same old. If the club are relying on increased or stable numbers of membership next year, they might be heading for a rude shock. The team are not doing themselves or the club any favours.

Someone has to save the Australian wine industry. Consider it your civic duty.

Perhaps the whole team can break out of the quarantine hub, live it up at Surfer's for one last hurrah and be sent back to Melbourne in disgrace. Save us a lot of heartburn.

I know one thing. IF we ever get the chance to attend games again, which I am sceptical about, the AFL won't be hiring security guards to patrol the aisles like they did last year, after the hotel quarantine debacle. Or will they??

But either team didn't win a flag anyway, and they haven't done much since. He hasn't left them a legacy.

Why Lyon? He walked out on St Kilda, whose culture was questionable at the time, went to Freo without St Kilda knowing, and had some issues of a personal nature at Freo as well, I recall. He is somewhat tainted. Too much baggage.

So I received an email from the club this week. Would I like to do a survey for the MFC? Yes I would! Turned out to be all about the sponsors. Really? Is that all they want to know from their members, how much we know or care about the sponsors at this point in time. Anyway I still completed the survey and the last part asked if I had a message of support for the team. You are kidding. They should be giving me, a loyal and paid up member for many years, a message of support. I sure need it. I'm in Melbourne, and I follow Melbourne. What a combination. They are just lucky they didn't send it after this game tonight.

I saw an interview with an elderly gentleman once. He was a Holocaust survivor. He lost all his family when he was a young boy, yet he had a positive view and enjoyed life. When he was asked how he was able to achieve this attitude he replied that he celebrated every day, because if he woke up in the morning it was a good day! So following his guidelines, I woke up this morning and was thankful. That was a good start. Then I watched Melbourne play Fremantle.?