Dame Gaga

Playboy Bunnies as umpires. They have more brains than the lot we have now.

Were they all just happy to have the season over and done with so they can p off from the hub and enjoy a holiday in sunny COVID free Queensland? Can't get this nagging suspicion out of my head.?

Tea break is over. Back on your heads.

Should have known their hearts weren't in it. They all just want to go home to COVID free WA and the surf over there.

These short quarters kill the side that are behind. Not much hope. Blink twice and the game is over.

So quick on the whistle these umpires. Doggies!

When's the Brownlow on??

They have got that skill down to a fine art - the tossers.

Umpires must volunteer at the RSPCA. They love Doggies.

Ha ha, my Mum would have said "can't even work in an iron lung". Remember Polio?

Some kid at uni should do a thesis on this. Give them something to do.

Yes, I agree, dogs s**t on shoe stinks.

Wayne Carey's eyebrows have their own postcode. Did anyone see that??

Ha ha saw a discussion on The Graham Norton Show with comedian Michael McIntyre discussing words that naturally go together, with other guests Chris Martin and Rosamund Pike. Pike mentioned you can have underwhelmed and over whelmed, but you are never whelmed. Chris Martin agreed and suggested you can call someone ruthless, but you can never say, gee, he has a lot of ruth in him. ?

Who told you that? Blind Freddie? ?

NOW he kicks them.

Patience is a virtue. Nice passage.

Let's all barrack for the bombers good on you commentators.

Smith behind AGAIN. Umpire gifted them that one. Just kick it to Smith's opponent. AND now he passes to the opposition.

Smith behind again. Another goal on the siren.

Stop faffing around Melbourne. Get serious.

Trac shows how it's done.

ANOTHER bit of class from ANB.

Trac started the magic goal.

Melbourne at their best. MORE of that PLEASE!!!