Deemented Are Go!

Good game of soccer at Adelaide oval

https://www.theage.com.au/sport/hawthorn-supporter-bashed-at-afl-match-20190505-p51k8r.html pretty ordinary stuff

Any more details about this punch-on in the stands?

Haha, I found a pair of red speedos next to a blow up swan by the pool. Mounting evidence ...

Second that motion. In Bali and q by q replays don’t work on AFL app ?

Unfortunately agree. Poor old Jack sounds and looks like he’s been chasing too many parked cars.

The one with the pill! Have a shot from there, son!

Meh. He’s just a Filth player now. As confirmed by his appalling new bogan ‘dunny-brush’ / mullet haircut. Anyone see that on the broadcast last night?! Shocker

Pies tearing Port a new a**hole. Port missing Watts.

Wowee, thread of the year so far. Entertaining stuff. I’d post that GIF of Michael Jackson eating popcorn, but he’s a [censored] pedophile.

Oooooh, another unmasking of an alias! Spicy!

Creative maybe, but incorrect visual metaphor. A ‘broken record’ is where there’s a defection on the groove of the vinyl, preventing the stylus to continue its path and getting stuck in a loop, hence repeating itself over and over. This image implies a ‘smashed’ broken record, ie; a previous benchmark, milestone or achievement that has been superseded, which is not relevant to the poster’s assertion. [censored] this season is boring. ?

He got a $1000 fine

‘Once in a lifetime’ ?.... not in mine yet ?

Nothing like a depressant to chase the blues away..

I was attending a birthday dinner tonight, thank [censored]. Got home and watched first 10 mins of last quarter. Unable to watch, I then immediately flicked over to a recording of Open Mike featuring Ray ‘Razor’ Chamberlain FFS. Dark times indeed.

I’d say it would be time to crack open everyone on Demonland’s skulls and feast on the grey goo inside.

Hi Mrs. Baker ?

Riewoldt to play, no Cotchin

Agree on this. I've noticed Roos, when discussing MFC and other present dysfunctioning clubs this year, takes the view of putting it back on the players not executing plans properly. Coincidence?

When are teams announced?

I’m ashamed to say I left at 3 q time - literally never left before final siren. Absolutely gutted. The upside is my family will get to see a bit more of me this winter. And loving the fact I rushed to get a [censored] GF guarantee before round 1. I WANT MY [censored] MONEY BACK YOU IMPOTENT WANNABES ?

Who fuckkkkin cares? So very very despondent

Erm, North just lost - aren’t they bottom?