Deemented Are Go!

Ditto. Normally gets chucked in the recycling pretty quickly, though. Maybe the club is taking an environmentally-conscious approach to marketing this year?

Does Liam Ryan actually chew gum while playing a game of footy?!? I would’ve thought there’s a fairly high risk of getting it lodged in one's throat..

Anyone else find the AFL app constantly freezes? I’ve re-installed, updated, etc, but keeps doing it . Bloody annoying!

Just finished watching delayed. DONT YOU JUST LOVE FOOTY?!

Drunkn reporting no Preuss at Casey - possible in?

All due respect - who were?

They look slick. Dons by 8 goals

Erm, North just lost - aren’t they bottom?

Vietnam war doco on history channel is interesting..

Reports on SEN just now - Paddy McCartin out indefinitely....

Seen any fuchsias?

Really? Hurley always looks like he's punched a dozen cones before the game as a warm-up.

Weagles absolutely smashed by Bears. Round 1 freak show continues

What the hells going on over there in Adelaide ? Thought they’d belt the Dorks. My tips are screwed already ?

[censored] [censored] house

Stuck in a corporate box with a Port Adelaide couple. Ugh.

UPDATE the north has been surprisingly kind to this Dees supporter! Several MFC types doing morning shopping at Norflands, knowing nods. Then Only had to go 2 stations on bus, now getting a train from Bell. Carriage with a smattering of Dees fans. Just had a chin wag with a toothless, neck-tattooed Dees fan from Epping. Good times! CARN THE MIGHTY DEES!!!

Indeed Bitters, just had a look- bus replacement from Bell station. I’ll allow and extra 30/40 mins I think. Thats all assuming I make it out of Norflands alive!

Tingles....?❤️

despite the opportunity for a sleep in after a [censored] of a week - no chance. Up with the kids at 5.45 , butterflies, excitement. Domestic distractions/duties this morning. We just moved house and as such, our local big shopping centre is Norflands . Gonna rock my 1994 Dees jumper down to Bunnings and KMart. It seems Filth/Bummers/Carlscum territory round these parts, but IDGAF , MFC REPRESENT!! Then hop a Mernda train down to Jolimont to our hallowed turf.. So freakin pumped LETS DO THIS ✊???

Jeez skills are pretty poor tonight

I reckon next one May- pointy ears and tapered scone

How’s the Bear’s side looking? Full strength or close to? *Haven’t been across this game as we’ve been moving house this week. Foxtel got installed yesterday thank god. Last time we moved there were massive issues and didn’t have Fox footy for first 5 rounds. Out of desperation I drew a dodgy picture of stick figures playing footy and stuck it on the TV. Carn Demons

AGREE! A prime offender is Michael Long - I heard him give an interview talking about great indigenous initiatives and literally every second word was 'obviously' which totally spoiled the message. Obviously.