Deemented Are Go!

I’d say it would be time to crack open everyone on Demonland’s skulls and feast on the grey goo inside.

Hi Mrs. Baker ?

Riewoldt to play, no Cotchin

Agree on this. I've noticed Roos, when discussing MFC and other present dysfunctioning clubs this year, takes the view of putting it back on the players not executing plans properly. Coincidence?

When are teams announced?

I’m ashamed to say I left at 3 q time - literally never left before final siren. Absolutely gutted. The upside is my family will get to see a bit more of me this winter. And loving the fact I rushed to get a [censored] GF guarantee before round 1. I WANT MY [censored] MONEY BACK YOU IMPOTENT WANNABES ?

Who fuckkkkin cares? So very very despondent

Totally agree , I reckon the FD are onto something here. He’s got the tackling/forward pressure , just to work on his crumbing/front and centre and he’ll be a real weapon. Pretty good set shot and can kick them on the run. Go Hunty!

Lots of people worried about Spargo over Jeffy, but little mention of Hunt. Hunt is about as ‘zippy’ as they get; I reckon he’ll find his calling in the forward 50 once he gets a consistent run at the role.

Was Omac concussion or dropped?

Sounds good to me

Ditto. Normally gets chucked in the recycling pretty quickly, though. Maybe the club is taking an environmentally-conscious approach to marketing this year?

Does Liam Ryan actually chew gum while playing a game of footy?!? I would’ve thought there’s a fairly high risk of getting it lodged in one's throat..

Anyone else find the AFL app constantly freezes? I’ve re-installed, updated, etc, but keeps doing it . Bloody annoying!

Just finished watching delayed. DONT YOU JUST LOVE FOOTY?!

Drunkn reporting no Preuss at Casey - possible in?

All due respect - who were?

They look slick. Dons by 8 goals

Erm, North just lost - aren’t they bottom?

Vietnam war doco on history channel is interesting..

Reports on SEN just now - Paddy McCartin out indefinitely....

Seen any fuchsias?

Really? Hurley always looks like he's punched a dozen cones before the game as a warm-up.

Weagles absolutely smashed by Bears. Round 1 freak show continues