Deemented Are Go!

SOS is a jerk.

What a bunch of poseur clowns. Which one is Murray, anyway?

‘You’ MFC supporters, or ‘we’re’....seems like you’ve got an identity crisis. I have to ask, what are you even doing here?

Who?

Krusty the Klown > Sideshow Bob > Ben Brown, muthafuckas! Amirite, @Yokozuna?

Cook it out and make some crack chamomile. Free base that [censored], man, and double the yield.

Deeeerwayne Russell was dropped at birth.

Richmond are a bloody good footy team. That was electric to watch. *sigh

Jeremy ‘Basil’ Cameron, you mean?

‘I’m MFC, b***h!’

‘Making the most of the off season’...as opposed to sitting around all summer punching cones, smashing JD n Coke tinnies, eating Doritos and playing COD for 6 hours a day? What else would he say?! But in in all seriousness, I hope Jake can stay fit and have a big impact next year, will make a huge difference.

Indeed. I was pondering, when do clubs typically announce captaincy appointments? Remind me when Jones/Viney was announced?

Hmm. Not bloody Sam Jacobs?! S Jacobs > sauce > tomato sauce > napoli sauce > basil required ingredient Tell me I’m wrong!

I love the riddles! Carn, 11, give us a cryptic clue

@dazzledavey36 you are a sick, twisted, masochist. ?

For those fretting about lost pokies revenue: https://thenewdaily.com.au/sport/afl/2018/04/04/melbourne-demons-afl-poker-machines/amp/ We still have 88 machines in operation until 2022; it’s a staggered phase out. Of course revenue will be down this year, but the notion that this particular revenue stream is completely gone is incorrect. FWIW, I fully support the move away from these insidious financial misery traps. To digress, Barrett must be having a jolly good laugh reading this thread. His vaguely worded ‘scathing assessment’ in his naff little weekly ‘column’ has stirred things up a treat! ???

I’m going to sleep with this under my pillow tonight. *sigh*

Ew...

Who are we going for again?