John Demonic

@Hawny for Gawny

He's having a Breakout Decade

I've run out of cash after re-mortgaging my house on a Clarko sacking before round 11

How appropriate..

I've got the popcorn and the tissues ready

Given a penchant for munching on stadium grass pregame, I'll hazard a guess that the Brownlow Medalist stuck his finger somewhere he should have?

Add Bailey Humphrey into that class too

Is AI using real time information for this? If I publish a blog article on the Dees being excited about going into 2026 with Bailey Humphrey, will it then spit out that information to others using the AI that are asking about the Dees in 2026?

Maybe he is just lonely and wants his old buddy Al around in the form of a chatbot to bounce ideas off?

He's a Goner !

Sounds like an old demolished primary school from the 80s & 90s with portables and drinking troughs you have to kneel down to drink from!

The Finnished Product

He'll kick a bag (5) in a dees jumper, before Jefferson does

Has anyone asked Thomas Mathews about his best mate?

They shouldn't walk through plate glass windows.

If he can become a social media star. We can bring in more members and have bigger crowds and that will give us a bigger home ground advantage. Think of all those sunglass wearing shrill screaming Gen Z and Alpha Koltists making our opponents fumble and second-guess themselves 🙉. That will net us 2 or 3 more wins each year. Not to mention the amount of sausage sizzle sales at family days going forward. That would make The Kolt equivalent to less of a role player and more of a Pick 1-5 calibre player. Go Dees 😎

He was a tough mongrel! 16mins he talks trade to and career with the Dees. Apple PodcastsFitzroy / Melbourne - Marcus SeecampPodcast Episode · The 90's Club Footy Podcast · 01/26/2026 · 36m Also in there Demon related are episodes with: Neita, Rod Grinter, Mathew Bishop, Darren Bennett, Glenn Lovett, Andy Lovell, Kevin Dyson, Jason Norrish, Bizzell, Tingay, Roos & Schwabb

Would love to see a home video debaucherous day at the footy in the 80s with the Dr himself!

Although there are some exceptions

Bailey Humphrey is looking fantastic and is in great spirits. Just told me theres only 180 days left until he's a Dee. He's keen I'll give him that.

My midfield has been murdered, my defenders have been murdered, my 3 quarter time lead gone I don't like it

I'm sure they'll be fine, they've got Who? GoGarcia

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One of my prevailing on-field memories as a little kid was watching Sean Wight hero diving a one armed spoil in the bucketing down rain at the punt road end. Otherwise I was too young to see much of his career.