John Demonic

Sam The Ram Lalor will go to Richmond with Pick 1 confirmed. It is written in the stars Sign up to my Astrological Footy substack today to read the rest of my AstroPhantological Draft and I'll give you 30% off the price of all my posts for the entirety of the 2025 season. What a deal!!

Leo The Lion Langford confirmed. It is written in the stars

Tauru to North Confirmed. It is written in the stars

Take a punt on 21 goals in a game Darcy Fritsch 🤣

I don't think they've watched us since the 2023* finals when we literally had no forwards!

That video was nails on a chalkboard. Also reminded me of my age/mortality 🤣 Never again! Bring on the Hot Cross Buns Hot Cross Buns 1 a penny 2 a penny Hot Cross buns ie footy season already 🎺

Are Adelaide drafting like they've got Draper in the bag come 25/26 off season? Got a bit of Zak Butters / Horne-Francis about it,

How utterly un-melbourne like, given our recent record with 2nd round picks. Hibberd, Melksham, Langdon anyone?

One of the Victorian wheelchair footy clubs I suppose

Pick 16 & A Future 1st* 😭

... And in 3 years they end up giving us Pick 10 and a Future 1st for Homesick-Draper?

Some deal has clearly been done behind the scenes in regards to NSW wanting gather round initially

We clearly don't have a Home Base because we keep training it down every off season

My reaction reading this post

Out of curiousity, if Richmond take someone other than Lalor, where does he go? Does everyone in here flip to him?

Put him in the middle as a defensive mid, so we can dub him the: Bo A Constrictor 🐍

I'm guessing a leadership group of 5 I think bringing in Nathan Jones allows Viney and the rest of the mids to fall under his tutelage/leadership and focus more on pure footy While Gawn takes the wider role of bringing in 4 others of that younger dem. Maybe Lever too. Rivers VC is a big call though. Interesting!

Hok Ball = Dem Balls? 2028 is shaping up to be a cracker 🤪

Vice Captain Pick 5

I'm still in the 'low expectations because of how he was mid-season drafted' mode, which I probably shouldn't be. He has potential just like any player drafted. Though He'll be 23 and entering into the 25-50 game mark next year so with that comes a lot more expectation from him, also due in part to added selection pressure/who he's keeping out of the team, if he is in there. AFL is a hard caper!

I'm still here

They said he was highly rated, well that was just a lie He aint never coached a flag and he aint no friend of mine

I know nothing of the bloke so out of my curiosity, How will he be a good get?

Maybe they need to hire a clown to shadow him everywhere he goes and lighten the mood. And he can give out balloon animals at each team meeting

Wasn't his 7 contract renewed?