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N.Jones - a major player Grimes - never imbued confidence Watts - one brilliant quarter Dawes - had little impact Viney - take first options!!! Frawley - provided forward presence Tyson - back to prolific McKenzie - performed task successfully Dunn - continued outstanding season Kent - just needs confidence Blease - just a cameo Garland - outstanding all game Pedersen - is obviously tiring Vince - an angry game Kennedy- Harris - occasionally looked dangerous McDonald - confident and important Riley - just lacks class Tapscott - the battering ram Howe - classy but inconsistent Jamar - lionhearted all game Bail - provided good run Jetta - read game beautifully

6 - McDonald ( looked as if he cared, and at least broke even ) 5 - Viney ( just a terrier who never stops ) 4 - Riley ( had some useful clearances and showed some dash) 3 - N.Jones ( never stopped trying , but was held ) 2 - Pedersen ( I'm not sure why) 1 - McKenzie ( for limiting Selwood's output)

N.Jones- just did enough Grimes- little to commend Watts - irrelevant and insipid Dawes - tried but ineffective Viney - played with heart Frawley - rarely exerted himself Tyson - no repeat efforts McKenzie - praiseworthy but limited Dunn - ineffective both ends Kent - rarely made position Garland - was rarely sighted Pedersen - tried but ineffective Vince - performance mirrored haircut McDonald - great under pressure Riley - showed some endeavour Tapscott - career ending performance Howe - five minute performance Bail - probably wasn't playing M.Jones - was rarely noticed Terlich - had no impact Jetta - quiet before subbed

Add Jobe Watson to that list .Every second word is 'ahh' .. so bloody irritating!!

6 - McDonald ( made mistakes , but played with passion and purpose ) 5 - M.Jones ( prolific possessions though he rarely hurt the opposition) 4 - Dunn ( continued to try , and at least broke even with opponent ) 3 - Vince ( quiet until last quarter , but at least kept trying) 2 - Kent ( kept presenting) 1 - Viney ( tried , but his disposal is amateurish )

N.Jones - seemingly lost interest Grimes - mistake riddled performance Salem - nowhere near ready Watts - embarrassing and insipid Dawes - tried but poor Viney - tried but lacking Frawley - going through motions Tyson - played without passion McKenzie - determined but limited Dunn - seemed to care Kent - some occasional impact Garland - poor decision making Pedersen - had no influence Vince - succumbed to tagger McDonald - successful against odds Barry - looked totally lost Gawn - a dumb footballer Howe - probably wasn't playing Jamar - possibly broke even Bail - costly skill errors M.Jones - couldn't hurt opposition Terlich - brave but dumb

6 - Jamar ( dominated the centre , and was our best forward ) 5 - Howe ( played with class and skill ) 4 - Viney ( unusual but effective tagging game ) 3 - Grimes ( reasonably safe and constructive ) 2 - Vince ( great second half ) 1 - Gawn ( great 20 minutes .. I'm struggling )

N.Jones - never found rhythm Grimes - excellent all game Salem - a schoolboy footballer Watts - classy but flawed Dawes - disappointingly little influence Viney - excellent tagging game Frawley - succumbed when pressured Tyson - few clear possessions Dunn - surprisingly poor disposal Kent - probably wasn't playing Garland - career worst game Pederson - great first half Vince - great second half Nicholson - crap , as expected Barry - had little impact Gawn - couldn't assert himself Howe - most effective defender Jamar - clearly our best Bail - couldn't justify selection M.Jones - was he playing? Terlich - poor before injury Jetta - useful both ends

6 - Vince ( obvious ) 5 - N.Jones ( far from his best , but better than the rest) 4 - Dawes ( for 3 goals and giving a damn ) 3 - Watts ( so much not to like , but he looked ok when he had the ball ) 2 - Jamar ( dominated the tap outs , but little else ) 1 - Cross ( wasn't noticed much but seemed to be trying)

N. Jones - usual work rate Grimes - poor decision making Salem - out of depth Watts - classy but frustrating Dawes - limited but useful Viney - couldn't break free Frawley - some cheap possessions Tyson - looked very tired McKenzie - failed to inspire Dunn - not a force Kent - heroics long forgotten Cross - tried but limited Garland - repeatedly poor decisions McDonald - surprisingly well beaten Riley - few redeeming skills Howe - limited effective involvements Jamar - tapwork, little else Bail - milestone to forget M.Jones - tried but irrelevant Jetta - had little impact Vince - prolific and impressive Pedersen - can be forgiven

N.Jones - kept on coming Grimes - more attacking game Salem - cool under crisis Watts - mostly important involvements Dawes - always made contests Viney - can't question application Frawley - consistently provided target Tyson - involvement lifted team McKenzie - outstanding tagger's game Dunn - perfect backman's performance Kent - the X factor Cross - application and bravery Garland - the quiet achiever Pedersen - lifted second half Vince - classy when required McDonald - career best performance Riley - couldn't find tempo Howe - continued attacking defence Jamar - gradually controlled centre Bail - a quiet game M.Jones - effective when tagging Jetta - safe and tough

No reserved stickers , and an official distinctly pointed out the rows that were unrestricted

yYes, I've been able to get to that stage, and even pressed the button to change to a custom photo but then a reference appears that says the 'file selected is too large'. What next?

We're twins

I used to have one on here ( my golden retriever) .. not sure how I got it uploaded , but it disappeared somewhere along the way, and now as a simple , ageing , but loveable Demonland member of many years standing , I'm asking for someone to explain , in the simplest language possible , how I can have a profile photo of my choice , reinstalled. Thank you in advance.

Yep, same row as me

Amusing, but someone has to hold the fort in there

I made entry into the appropriate section of the AFL members area yesterday at 1.30, because I hadn't pre purchased a seat. I was one of the first to be seated and had a wonderfully boring time eating, reading, watching little children play footy on the field , and gloating over the fact that I had a full set of teeth and most of those around me who were dressed in black and white , didn't. At exactly 5 minutes before the ball was bounced to start the game ,an official from the MCC advised me ,and all the others in my aisle, that we'd have to vacate our seats as they were reserved . Wtf!!!! Sadly, using profanities and aggression made no impact and I was forced to look elsewhere , which turned out to be in the standing room only section . A fun time was had by all.

Without the slightest hesitation I hereby request leniency after my earliest 3 word analysis of Pedo - big fat arse. I'm sure he actually did have that for quite some time, but now he's using some of it for good and not evil

6 - Dunn ( clever, tough, and creative ) 5 - N.Jones ( willed himself into the contest time after time ) 4 - Cross ( held the in form Beames for most of the game ) 3 - Jetta ( strong,tough, and courageous ) 2 - Pederson ( great first quarter and good afterwards) 1 - Frawley ( not great, but kept presenting and marking)

N.Jones - great despite tag Grimes - steady not spectacular Salem - overawed by occasion Watts - had little impact Dawes - failed to impose Viney - disposal was poor Tyson - couldn't break tag Frawley - didn't hurt opposition Dunn - great attacking defender Cross - wonderful tagging performance Garland - was rarely sighted Pederson - fantastic first quarter Vince - prolific but wasteful Kennedy - Harris - sub to forget McDonald - played his part Gawn - couldn't hold marks Howe - one mark wonder Bail - was rarely sighted M.Jones - was rarely sighted Terlich - was he playing? Jetta - excellent defensive game

What a shame

Mr Engine, please have a closer look at my 3 word analysis , and kindly point out where ' 50% are criticism ' . From my perspective there were no more than 5 negative summations, and all were relevant to the one game , not the year to date. Frankly , I think you're 'pretty much a joke, if you ask me'! And if you find my analysis not to your liking, that's your prerogative , but kindly present your own 3 worders so we can all recognize a genius at work!!

6 - Dunn ( the biggest resurrection since you know who ) 5 - Tyson ( wonderful game apart from the last 10 minutes) 4 - N.Jones ( great for most of the game, but absent when most needed) 3 - Cross ( gave away about 50 years but held his in-form opponent ) 2 - Pedersen ( the second biggest resurrection at the club , after Dunn ) 1 - McDonald ( was safe and reliable for most of the game )

N.Jones - disappeared when needed Grimes - was rarely sighted Salem - classy but raw Watts - probably had sunstroke Toumpas - made little impression Viney - regularly lacked composure Frawley - provided a target Tyson - great until last Dunn - outstanding all game Cross - great stopping performance Garland - reliable and safe Pedersen - continued fine year Vince - steady but limited Kennedy- Harris - was disappointing today McDonald - brave and steady Gawn - had little impact Howe - a few cameos Jamar - lionhearted as always Bail - great first half M.Jones - great first half Terlich - great first half Jetta - played with passion