FireInTheBennelly

Lynch knows he's not going to get suspended, and the worst that could happen is he gives away a free kick and a few bucks. The upside is if the defender retaliates he's bound to win the free kick and an easy shot on goal. I'd actually be surprised if he's not simply following coaches instructions with this rubbish.

Damn straight!

Nevermind Ed, you hold onto Elliot. Not sure we need him.

Mihocek wasn't looking at the ball though

why isn't that a free kick to Vanders?

Now why'd they have to go and do that?

Honestly, looking at the two guys in the story, and Dunny's haircut, I can't help but feel they have the names round the wrong way.

Who?

Does anyone know if our lucky umps are travelling back to Brisbane with us? I love those guys.

How many of Norf's 5 goals came from rubbish free kicks?

The poor old kangas coming off a 4 day break. Oh wait....

He thought twice about paying it

Are you suggesting we have our mojo back?

What was that free for? Contesting the mark?

When did we last get a free for holding?

We had a 15-20 metre kick called not far enough in the first half. Norf just got away with a very similar kick, half the distance

Petracca is taking the urine now

Tackled in a headlock. Holding the ball

We'll be right this quarter, we're running to the umpiring end.

Did you miss the game on Wednesday?

My eyes are going. I couldn't see a push in the back there

They're changing their name in the offseason. Going to be known as the Richmond Squirrels.

I see his first name was censored. Is the word 'Penis' censored?

Does anyone recall the names of the 3 umpires that destroyed us last week? I do. They are the exact same 3 umpires we have today. I don't think I've ever seen that before. So essentially AFL house was pleased with their efforts last week, so it's only going to be far, far worse this week. We don't stand a chance in this game, and it's got nothing to do with our skills or effort, or even gameplan.

I think we've played him in the wrong role. He's been the first target from the ruck, when he should be the last. Let the others have a crack first and if they get it wrong Clarrie will clean up the mess. If they get it right, get it out to him and he has more time and space. He's got a Brownlow in him, managed correctly. Umpires hate him, but they'll be taught a lesson.