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Buckley

Choko
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My hatred of Collingwood is enough to say that today is a great day for football. Nathan "FIGJAM" Buckley retired without a premiership.

The bloke left Brisbane to lose 2 premierships to them! And a 3rd for good measure.

May he always be remembered as the bloke who left a triple premiership side to play for the filth! Amen.

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    Nathan "FIGJAM" Buckley

    Ok can someone please explain to a poor little naive girl from Sydney why the hell he is called "Figjam"?

    Thank you :P !!!

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    Ok can someone please explain to a poor little naive girl from Sydney why the hell he is called "Figjam"?

    Thank you :P !!!

    F&%k im good just ask me.

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    Ok can someone please explain to a poor little naive girl from Sydney why the hell he is called "Figjam"?

    Thank you :P !!!

    "F" I m Good Just Ask Me.

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    And the world record for the most simultaenous posts goes to..........

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    All together now, in case she doesn't get it :P

    Ha Ha ! I wonder how many messages can be posted at the same time. I wonder if we could all post that we hate Carlton at the same time. We could go for the record.

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    All together now, in case she doesn't get it :P

    Got it, well and truly!!!

    Thanks guys :D !!!

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    FIGJAM = [censored] Im Gay Just Ask McGuire

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    Despite all the love being shown to Buckley in this thread, are we at all interested in getting Buckley to the club in a development/assistant role?

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    Despite all the love being shown to Buckley in this thread, are we at all interested in getting Buckley to the club in a development/assistant role?

    id take him. he knows his football. and those taking pleasure in the fact he never won a premiership, bit harsh considering we know how sad it is that Neitz will never win one.

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    My hatred of Collingwood is enough to say that today is a great day for football. Nathan "FIGJAM" Buckley retired without a premiership.

    The bloke left Brisbane to lose 2 premierships to them! And a 3rd for good measure.

    May he always be remembered as the bloke who left a triple premiership side to play for the filth! Amen.

    Hopefully he'll also be remembered for smearing his blood on Ling.

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    too bad..he'll be staying on in some sort of coaching/development role...the pies have been grooming him into it for years now..i'd love him at melbourne but yeah we won't get him....annyone got any more goss on the 3rd assistant??

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    My hatred of Collingwood is enough to say that today is a great day for football. Nathan "FIGJAM" Buckley retired without a premiership.

    The bloke left Brisbane to lose 2 premierships to them! And a 3rd for good measure.

    May he always be remembered as the bloke who left a triple premiership side to play for the filth! Amen.

    I reckon we should try and get him as an assistant coach

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    I'm a bit disappointed with everyone. Sure, he's up himself and thinks he's the best thing since sliced bread. BUT above all that is the fact he was a sensational footballer. I for one congratulate him on his career. And if the opportunity arose for him to become an assistant at the club, I would jump at it.

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    u gotta admire the the way he played football though..

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    My hatred of Collingwood is enough to say that today is a great day for football. Nathan "FIGJAM" Buckley retired without a premiership.

    The bloke left Brisbane to lose 2 premierships to them! And a 3rd for good measure.

    May he always be remembered as the bloke who left a triple premiership side to play for the filth! Amen.

    No you are not evil, you are sane, for that is how we all should feel!

    Suck balls! 01, 02, 03 could have been yours and possibly 04.

    enjoy your 2 runner up medals!

    FIGJAM = [censored] Im Gay Just Ask McGuire

    GOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLD!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    Hopefully he'll also be remembered for smearing his blood on Ling.

    Quite possibly the most despicable act in the history of football.

    Lewis biting Viney fades in comparison.

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    Quite possibly the most despicable act in the history of football.

    Lewis biting Viney fades in comparison.

    nothing beats that

    8 weeks wasnt it?

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    A special 'Bucks moment' was in the GF when he won the Norm Smith medal in the losing side against guess who.

    It's infamous now but worth repeating.

    The judges put their votes in at the 15 minute mark of the last quarter to be ready for the presentations. FIGJAM ahead by a whisker over Voss at this stage. Voss dominates the last 15, swings the game, shows leadership etc etc. BOG performance when it counts.

    Oops. Too late. The votes are cast and on their way downstairs to the dais in the wings.

    I think even FIGJAM was a little embarrassed in accepting the medal, but then again hubris is not a word not in FIGJAM's vocabulary.

    All that said and done, I wouldn't ever doubt his ability as a footballer.

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    nothing beats that

    8 weeks wasnt it?

    I can't remember.

    But the high accolades attributed to this guy in the media are unbearable. Robbie Muir is considered a dog but has nothing on Bucks.

    Don't want him anywhere near the MFC - would just go back to Collingwood anyway.

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