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The 'I'm going to throw up' thread

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Post here if the Chris Judd hysteria, rumours and innuendo is making you feel sick, think irrational thoughts, lie on the floor in the fetal position and/or pray to god/jesus/buddah/etc etc...

Any Judd-related symptoms can be posted here.

Hopefully I'm not alone in this, or I might actually be having a stroke, in which case I should probably get off Demonland and go to the hospital...

 

I've spent more time thinking about Judd/on Demonland to get the Judd updates, than my upcoming year 12 exams.

I'm in the shakes, fever dreams, oh and concentration is shot, i have paused the movie i have watched at least 50 times so far.

 

I'm ok, just getting REALLY impatient.

I realise he may not want to overshadow the GF, but just put us out of our misery FFS.

Post here if the Chris Judd hysteria, rumours and innuendo is making you feel sick, think irrational thoughts, lie on the floor in the fetal position and/or pray to god/jesus/buddah/etc etc...

Any Judd-related symptoms can be posted here.

Hopefully I'm not alone in this, or I might actually be having a stroke, in which case I should probably get off Demonland and go to the hospital...

GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

However be warned the doctors will never let u out ever again.

It's a big scary world out there. Disappointment around every corner.


have done no study all week

is killing me

needs to sign SOON or i will fail this semester

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have done no study all week

is killing me

needs to sign SOON or i will fail this semester

Same here.

Come on Judd, my entire academic future is in your hands! :D

I'm ok, just getting REALLY impatient.

I realise he may not want to overshadow the GF, but just put us out of our misery FFS.

Seconded.

Particularly since currently we are getting all the good news.

 
Same here.

Come on Judd, my entire academic future is in your hands! :D

I literally can't start my assignments and barely passed a mid-term as i just can't think about anything else

If i was studying a "bachelor of judd" things might be different

I'm ok, just getting REALLY impatient.

I realise he may not want to overshadow the GF, but just put us out of our misery FFS.

me too...i'm also worried we're gonna lose some good players that we dont want to


Post here if the Chris Judd hysteria, rumours and innuendo is making you feel sick, think irrational thoughts, lie on the floor in the fetal position and/or pray to god/jesus/buddah/etc etc...

Any Judd-related symptoms can be posted here.

Hopefully I'm not alone in this, or I might actually be having a stroke, in which case I should probably get off Demonland and go to the hospital...

Me to, telling people to watch footy show for news, not happy ch-9.

The "I'm going to probably slit my wrists if Judd goes to Collingwood, but I'll be ok if he ends up at Carlton" thread is also one that should be made.

I think i will cry when it happens

They are just discussing on SEN that Demons are now favorite and Mark Doran said he wished he got on when we were at $3

I AM GONNA BE SICK

I AM GONNA BE SICK

Put your head down slowly and take deep breaths ;) !!!


I just [censored] myself

I seem to be getting worse

I've spent more time thinking about Judd/on Demonland to get the Judd updates, than my upcoming year 12 exams.

I'd be the same had I been back in year 12 this year.

Its the last thing I think about before I go to sleep, and the first thing I think about in the morning.

I feel nauseous at most times during the day.

Same here.

Come on Judd, my entire academic future is in your hands! :D

What are you studying?

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What are you studying?

I normally study fashion merchandising, however it seems more and more likely that thanks to Judd, I will now fail my final assignment and have to make a career for myself at McDonalds.

Thanks Judd! :rolleyes::lol:

Judd to Melbourne would be the biggest coup at the club for decades.

the best player in the afl chooses MFC in his bid to help them win their first premiership since 1964!!!

if Judd goes to MFC we will be startin 2008 season:

- New innovative exciting coach

- the number 1 player in the afl

what a way to start a new culture at MFC...for too long we have been mediocre.

Judd would increase sponsorship and membership substantially as well which would help us get our finances back on track as our onfield performances skyrocket!


Im going to end up getting fired because I can't be bothered working..... NOTHING gets done, to engulfed with Judd talk.

I literally can't start my assignments and barely passed a mid-term as i just can't think about anything else

If i was studying a "bachelor of judd" things might be different

The Book of Judd

there you go hehe

I normally study fashion merchandising, however it seems more and more likely that thanks to Judd, I will now fail my final assignment and have to make a career for myself at McDonalds.

Thanks Judd! :rolleyes::lol:

Could you set up a fashion franchise within McDonalds?

 

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