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BRETT RATTEN

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1 hour ago, johndemonic said:

Seems like a waste of a player/coaches continuing chronology to not bump an old thread. So i google the "name and demonland" to see if one has been made before and notice it is quite interesting in hindsight and perhaps it would be of some interest to others, at least for a laugh!

That sounds like logic...

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    2 hours ago, rpfc said:

    11 year bump? Did someone have this thread favourited in Internet Explorer 3?

     

    Intentional. High Impact. 3 weeks with an early guilty plea.

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    No idea what he is like as a person but his record is impressive 

    • As a player won the Carlton B & F in a Flag year
    • Was generally regarded as a big loss when he left us as our midfield coach
    • Shafted at Carlton as Senior Coach, taking them to finals after becoming coach from the sacked Denis Pagan. Finished with a winning record (60-59-1) something you’d imagine the current Carlton coach would kill for.
    • Was assistant coach during the Hawthorn three peat and the current mini rebuild. 

    Personally i I would love to have him back to the club. 

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    He is a must have appointment. Might be the best Decision the club has ever made.

    knows the clarkson game plan back to front. 

    If he can shed some light to the staff and players of how the best coach of all time operates then that is an asset. 

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    Heard on the radio he’s officially joining St Kilda. 

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    24 minutes ago, Dee Zephyr said:

    Heard on the radio he’s officially joining St Kilda. 

    Good get for the Saints.

    In reading the comments above, I don't think we really need Ratten.  With Goodwin and the team getting us to 5th and with the footy we have been playing I think we are headed in the right direction.  No need to change what has, to this point, been a very good combination.

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