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PREGAME: Rd 05 vs Essendon

Locks Apr 10, 2026
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On 07/04/2026 at 19:33, heath55 said:

Don’t disagree & I wouldn’t imagine both of those players will get a game off - especially if they continue to perform, they just provide so much for the team.

Jefferson had a better statistical game thank Kentfield, but I think Kentfields game translates to the AFL better than Jefferson (he can second ruck) but he’s a much better body on body forward than Jefferson + he’s a better kick than Jefferson. I don’t disagree that you need to get games for these guys + want to get games into these guys, it just might not be at a rate of 10 or 5 in a row, but 2 or 3…

Probably premature to say Luker (or Jeffo) get x number of games. Surely if one or both fit in and perform then they could become a fixture. If they don’t then maybe only a game or two.

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    10 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Do they accept new umpires in their 70's?

    From personal experience, I can tell you that that’s a big NO! It was a Zoom call, and I had forgotten to put my clothes on, so I suppose that might not have helped my chances.

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    13 hours ago, Cranky Franky said:

    The problem is many posters here are actually clueless & post their dreams & wishes as evidence.

    Many are still having naughty dreams about Kentfied & Jeffo. The idea that they would replace Petty is ludicrous.

    13 hours ago, Cranky Franky said:

    The problem is many posters here are actually clueless & post their dreams & wishes as evidence.

    Many are still having naughty dreams about Kentfied & Jeffo. The idea that they would replace Petty is ludicrous.

    Um Petty has been good but Jeffo and Kentfield offer so much more

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    13 hours ago, Cranky Franky said:

    The problem is many posters here are actually clueless & post their dreams & wishes as evidence.

    Many are still having naughty dreams about Kentfied & Jeffo. The idea that they would replace Petty is ludicrous.

    13 hours ago, Cranky Franky said:

    The problem is many posters here are actually clueless & post their dreams & wishes as evidence.

    Many are still having naughty dreams about Kentfied & Jeffo. The idea that they would replace Petty is ludicrous.

    Um Petty has been good but Jeffo and Kentfield offer so much more

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    7 hours ago, DubDee said:

    Pharrell was asked about his inspiration behind this classic song

    He said - I’ve written so many song about women’s ‘behinds’ that I though it was time to write about their [censored]

    brings a tear to the eye

    *paraphrasing but he actually said this

    He’s clearly not lactose intolerant then.

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    On This Day: Losing streak ends

    The ending came 26 years ago today, at about 4:45pm on Sunday afternoon, 27 June 1993, when the final siren at the SCG signified a 40-point Swans win over Melbourne.

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    5 hours ago, picket fence said:

    Um Petty has been good but Jeffo and Kentfield offer so much more

    Not yet they don’t

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