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TRAINING: Tuesday 31st March 2026

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The boys are coming over in dribs and drabs. First two dribs (drabs?) were Tmac and Spaz. Biggest smiles ever! Spaz walking taller for sure. Tmac said heโ€™s relieved the 250 is done and dusted, now on to this weekend

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1 minute ago, Ghostwriter said:

The boys are coming over in dribs and drabs. First two dribs (drabs?) were Tmac and Spaz. Biggest smiles ever! Spaz walking taller for sure. Tmac said heโ€™s relieved the 250 is done and dusted, now on to this weekend

Idk why Tom Sparrow was walking taller; he was pretty poor on the weekend if I'm being honest. thought he really let us down in that first half

Just now, upthedees said:

Idk why Tom Sparrow was walking taller; he was pretty poor on the weekend if I'm being honest. thought he really let us down in that first half

thought he was definitely one of our best on for the game, best game he's played for us through the midfield

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Snartarse Ricky Lever. I said THANK YOU! He said What for? I said That bloody incredible win! He said Oh that. Yeah nah that was nothing. I almost need a defibrillator at the match and he says it was nothing ๐Ÿ˜‚

3 minutes ago, upthedees said:

Idk why Tom Sparrow was walking taller; he was pretty poor on the weekend if I'm being honest. thought he really let us down in that first half

Sarcasm?


Just now, Flagdees said:

thought he was definitely one of our best on for the game, best game he's played for us through the midfie

1 minute ago, BDA said:

Sarcasm?

most definitely

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Please donโ€™t anyone panic if you see Kozzie has his right leg bandaged. Itโ€™s sore but itโ€™s only a corky. Heโ€™s gonna be fine for the weekend.

According to AMW Riv likely wonโ€™t be playing this weekend. He has a knee issue and theyโ€™re looking to make sure heโ€™s 100% before playing him again.

Disco is a Test for this week. He himself feels right to go but it will all hinge on how he goes at main training.

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12 minutes ago, upthedees said:

Idk why Tom Sparrow was walking taller; he was pretty poor on the weekend if I'm being honest. thought he really let us down in that first half

When he plays like that anything is possible.

5 minutes ago, Ghostwriter said:

Please donโ€™t anyone panic if you see Kozzie has his right leg bandaged. Itโ€™s sore but itโ€™s only a corky. Heโ€™s gonna be fine for the weekend.

According to AMW Riv likely wonโ€™t be playing this weekend. He has a knee issue and theyโ€™re looking to make sure heโ€™s 100% before playing him again.

Disco is a Test for this week. He himself feels right to go but it will all hinge on how he goes at main training.

Any update on Jiath?


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Some of the boys have left already. They have a bike session lined up. The remaining boys will be leaving soon too. They have a running session.

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Just now, GawnOfTheDead said:

Any update on Jiath?

Heโ€™s not here. If I get the chance Iโ€™ll try to get an update from staff. Thing is, there are not many staff members here. Taylor Whitford is the only one out there.

1 minute ago, Ghostwriter said:

Heโ€™s not here. If I get the chance Iโ€™ll try to get an update from staff. Thing is, there are not many staff members here. Taylor Whitford is the only one out there.

Thanks for that - I presume itโ€™s a lighter session (on the body based off bikes and running and no contact) and more about endurance building?

I have noticed we seem to be quite fit this year.

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Bowser and Disco, Hendo and Koz just kick-to-kick while the others play a kinda halfbaked match sim of sorts, the white bibs being the only sign of a match sim. Steeley and Petts also kick-to-kick but I think their reason is coz itโ€™s fun. ๐Ÿ˜

Speaking of fun, the very first thing Koz said about Sunday was โ€œThat was fun!โ€


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Vines is out here now. In great spirits. Heโ€™s working with a physio and is doing more than in previous sessions.

Bowser said theyโ€™re expecting him to be right by round 7/8 but heโ€™ll need some time at the VFL since heโ€™s had no preseason. He said at the end of every single training session, he feels fitter and stronger than before.

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The most important news of the day:

Jai ainโ€™t getting a haircut anytime soon.

2 minutes ago, Ghostwriter said:

The most important news of the day:

Jai ainโ€™t getting a haircut anytime soon.

Would fit in well at Geelong with all the other hair banders

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1 minute ago, DeeSpencer said:

Any update on Paddy Cross, Ghost-train?

I spoke to Cub (Taylor Whitford). Paddy has a broken thumb. Wonโ€™t be available this week of course but โ€œwonโ€™t be out of the game for too long.โ€ Cub also said theyโ€™re really pleased with his performance on Sunday


38 minutes ago, Ghostwriter said:

Please donโ€™t anyone panic if you see Kozzie has his right leg bandaged. Itโ€™s sore but itโ€™s only a corky. Heโ€™s gonna be fine for the weekend.

According to AMW Riv likely wonโ€™t be playing this weekend. He has a knee issue and theyโ€™re looking to make sure heโ€™s 100% before playing him again.

Disco is a Test for this week. He himself feels right to go but it will all hinge on how he goes at main training.

Did AMW say anything about his prospects of playing senior footy in the short-term?

Would love to see him back but understand he may need some minutes in the VFL first.

13 minutes ago, FTB said:

Did AMW say anything about his prospects of playing senior footy in the short-term?

Would love to see him back but understand he may need some minutes in the VFL first.

I would like to see AMW come in for Salem.

1 hour ago, Ghostwriter said:

Snartarse Ricky Lever. I said THANK YOU! He said What for? I said That bloody incredible win! He said Oh that. Yeah nah that was nothing. I almost need a defibrillator at the match and he says it was nothing ๐Ÿ˜‚

He wasn't wrong with respect to the first half though.

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1 hour ago, upthedees said:

Idk why Tom Sparrow was walking taller; he was pretty poor on the weekend if I'm being honest. thought he really let us down in that first half

1 hour ago, upthedees said:

Idk why Tom Sparrow was walking taller; he was pretty poor on the weekend if I'm being honest. thought he really let us down in that first half

1 hour ago, upthedees said:

Idk why Tom Sparrow was walking taller; he was pretty poor on the weekend if I'm being honest. thought he really let us down in that first half

Tom Sparrow got coaches votes!

1 hour ago, Ghostwriter said:

I spoke to Cub (Taylor Whitford). Paddy has a broken thumb. Wonโ€™t be available this week of course but โ€œwonโ€™t be out of the game for too long.โ€ Cub also said theyโ€™re really pleased with his performance on Sunday

Thanks for the info GW. I have to say at half time on Sunday I had tossed in the towel.


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