Skip to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Demonland

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.

PRESEASON TRAINING: Wednesday 28th January 2026

Featured Replies

 
3 minutes ago, Demonland said:

Math SIM is not a traditional SIM.

How to Simulate Linear Equations | Math SIMULATION - YouTube

 
  • Author

Pretty sure AMW is here, as is Bowey. Bowser is on the bike right now.

Sharp running the boundary now too.

3 minutes ago, Demonland said:

Math SIM is not a traditional SIM. Mids are setup on the wings with the plays starting either from a loose ball on the wing or from a free kick from half back. Plays are mostly confined to one side of the ground along

Are they calculating the velocity of the ball and the optimal angles for kicking goals? 😜

Edit: Blinman got in first haha

Edited by DeelightfulPlay


house party film GIF

Given the current attrition rate recent claims of training down the house may need sober re-assessment.

Edited by Tarax Club

  • Author

Jeffo back in the match sim.

 
1 hour ago, PaulR said:

Is training at Casey or in town this morning?

Casey Monday and Friday

Goschs on Wednesday

  • Author

Tom Campbell is here, still in neck brace and with kiddo.


Just to think next week is the last week without any footy being played as afl origin and match sims/ prac match’s start week after and then it’s the real deal 😆

  • Author

Seem to be subbing players on and off in the match sim. A couple of them are feeling a bit off, nothing serious. Max is back in the sim.

1 hour ago, Demonland said:

Viney doing some light very small two legged hops in a straight line.

two legged hops = jumps?

1 hour ago, thirty-one said:

Jeffo is in runners. Running the boundary.

Recovering from Leather poisoning in the last match sim.


  • Author

Reporting on training for Demonland is harder than it looks, especially with a phone that is determined to use the wrong words and change a player's name. Anyway, it wound up at 12:15 with a lot of gassed players.

Happy birthday to Disco Turner!

Thanks to the track watchers can’t wait to read some of the training reports that may come in the next few hours! Do we think checkers will be right for round 1 since his now back into main training? We have so many exciting players who can also play in the middle some really good ones will be unlucky to miss out on selections

Novice track watcher here but was a bit of an ordinary session? Not a whole lot to take out of it or be impressed by. Not sure what I was expecting but felt a bit flat and skills were average. Granted, Ricky Mentha suprised me and could get games on the wing/half forward this year, looks like he’s really improved. Good number of players out on the park, the few in rehab don’t look far away at all so I think we’re doing well in that area.

I’ll also add- JVR looks a different player, in fact I didn’t even realise it was him until halfway through the session because he is moving so much smoother, he looks lighter and more agile, think last year he was too heavy and that was part of the issue, running really well


A bit of repetition but here goes.

All players present but Tom Campbell joined the group in his neck brace, with his kids, towards the end of training.

Those in rehab and looking some way away (6) - Bowey, Henderson, Viney, Melksham, McAdam (a particular concern as he now seems to be heavily favouring his left knee) and Salem (hard to judge what he has done - but doing only very light work today).

Petty and Kentfield in fluoro caps (no contact) and did all the craft work, so no match sim for them, but suggest they are not far away.

Same for Sharp, Gawn and AMW - did most of the drills, but no match sim.

Match sim was interesting - with no Gawn or Campbell, Johnson and Heath do the ruck work. In and under were Steele, Rivers, Lindsay, Windsor, Kosi and Sparrow with Langdon and Culley setting up in one wing position and Langford and Tholstrup (Onley alternating) on the other side.

We may be getting an insight into our mids this year....? Not Culley, not Langford - these two, with Langdon may rotate through the wings...

2 hours ago, thirty-one said:

Jeffo is in runners. Running the boundary.

We may found his spot.

19 minutes ago, Greg Schneider said:

Novice track watcher here but was a bit of an ordinary session? Not a whole lot to take out of it or be impressed by. Not sure what I was expecting but felt a bit flat and skills were average. Granted, Ricky Mentha suprised me and could get games on the wing/half forward this year, looks like he’s really improved. Good number of players out on the park, the few in rehab don’t look far away at all so I think we’re doing well in that area.

GS keep in mind that it is training. It's like dancing with your sister. The real games show how much a player has improved or not.

 
28 minutes ago, Harvey Wallbanger said:

A bit of repetition but here goes.

All players present but Tom Campbell joined the group in his neck brace, with his kids, towards the end of training.

Those in rehab and looking some way away (6) - Bowey, Henderson, Viney, Melksham, McAdam (a particular concern as he now seems to be heavily favouring his left knee) and Salem (hard to judge what he has done - but doing only very light work today).

Petty and Kentfield in fluoro caps (no contact) and did all the craft work, so no match sim for them, but suggest they are not far away.

Same for Sharp, Gawn and AMW - did most of the drills, but no match sim.

Match sim was interesting - with no Gawn or Campbell, Johnson and Heath do the ruck work. In and under were Steele, Rivers, Lindsay, Windsor, Kosi and Sparrow with Langdon and Culley setting up in one wing position and Langford and Tholstrup (Onley alternating) on the other side.

We may be getting an insight into our mids this year....? Not Culley, not Langford - these two, with Langdon may rotate through the wings...

Feel sorry for him but I'm astonished he is still on our list

1 hour ago, Demonland said:

I pondered what way I should describe what he was doing and came up with two legged hops because they really weren't jumps in the sense that he was in no way getting very much air time off the ground. They were more like bunny hops.

The House Of Pain in effect, y'all

I say the House Of Pain is in effect

You know the House Of Pain is in effect y'all

And anyone that steps up in gettin' wrecked

1 hour ago, Proud Demon said:

two legged hops = jumps?


Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Unfortunately, your content contains terms that we do not allow. Please edit your content to remove the highlighted words below.
Reply to this topic...

Featured Content

  • PREGAME: Fremantle

    After a stunning victory over the Saints in the first round of the Season the Demons head over to Perth to take on the Dockers who choked in their first match against the Cats. Who comes in and who goes out?

    • 98 replies
  • REPORT: St. Kilda

    One of the big stories of the AFL off-season was the spending spree of Melbourne’s Round 1 opponent, St Kilda. They splashed out heavily, first to retain Nasiah Wanganeen-Milera - the hero of last year’s epic come-from-behind miracle victory -turning him into a $2 million man. They then effectively took out an expensive overdraft to recruit a string of expensive players from other clubs. It was a risky investment strategy and, although it’s still early days, it certainly failed to pay off in Sunday’s season opener, with much of the glitter turning to fool’s gold.

    • 2 replies
  • POSTGAME: St. Kilda

    Never in doubt!!! In Steven King’s first game at the helm of the Melbourne Football Club, the Dees outlasted Saints in a wild, momentum-swinging thriller at the MCG, running out 13-point winners.

      • Clap
      • Haha
      • Love
      • Like
    • 472 replies
  • PODCAST: St. Kilda

    The Demonland Podcast will air LIVE on Monday, 16th March @ 8:00pm. Join Binman, George & I as we dissect the Dees stunning victory over the Saints at the MCG.
    Your questions and comments are a huge part of our podcast so please post anything you want to ask or say below and we'll give you a shout out on the show.

    • 32 replies
  • VOTES: St. Kilda

    Max Gawn is gunning for his 5th Demonland Player of the Year award after going back to back for the past two season. Your votes for the Dees thrilling win over the Saints at the MCG. 6, 5, 4, 3, 2 & 1.

      • Haha
    • 69 replies
  • GAMEDAY: St. Kilda

    It’s Game Day, and 205 days have passed since the final siren sounded at the MCG, bringing Melbourne’s 2025 season to a close and marking the end of an era. In just a few hours, a new chapter begins for the Demons. What are you most hoping to see from Melbourne today?

    • 579 replies

Account

Navigation

Search

Search

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.