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Contend? Yes We Will! Another [censored] quiz

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We're going to be there at the pointy end, folks! Our squad here of 23 and 3 emergencies gets us there! Can you see why (and tell me by PM only - you all know the rules by now๐Ÿ˜„)?

PICKETT

SEVENTH pick

STEELE

ย 

LANGDON

GAWN

FRITSCH

EIGHTH pick

ย 

SALEM

VAN ROOYEN

TURNER

CULLEY

WINDSOR

LANGFORD

MELKSHAM

VINEY

ย 

JIATH

LINDSAY

ย 

SPARROW

MIHOCEK

PETTY

HEATH

LEVER

McDONALD

BOWEY

RIVERS

CHANDLER

ย 
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6 minutes ago, Demonstone said:

You're making them too easy, @Timothy Reddan-A'Blew . I'll stay out of this one to give others a chance. rolleyes

I did wonder...

ย 

You can go off people.... just sayin' ๐Ÿ™„


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26 minutes ago, Little Goffy said:

Pretty sure @Timothy Reddan-A'Blew just gave out his Netflix password.

Alas, Goffy, I am Netflix-, and all other commercial streaming services-free.

How else could I have the time I spend on here?

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5 hours ago, beelzebub said:

You can go off people.... just sayin' ๐Ÿ™„

Moi? ๐Ÿฅบ

Trying with this one too...

As Demonstone suggests.... it's obvious..

But maybe others might like a clue...

As I haven't one.... it's up to you

ย 
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48 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

Trying with this one too...

As Demonstone suggests.... it's obvious..

But maybe others might like a clue...

As I haven't one.... it's up to you

You'll need to Poem...er, Private...Message me, bb!

1 hour ago, beelzebub said:

Trying with this one too...

As Demonstone suggests.... it's obvious..

But maybe others might like a clue...

As I haven't one.... it's up to you

1 hour ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

You'll need to Poem...er, Private...Message me, bb!

Maybe it's just me, but I think I understand the clue...but it hasn't helped me solve it, too.


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21 minutes ago, La Dee-vina Comedia said:

Maybe it's just me, but I think I understand the clue...but it hasn't helped me solve it, too.

I'm afraid there's no clue in my correspondence with @beelzebub, LD-vC. Not from me, anyway. I noticed his poesy and framed my hope for a PM accordingly, to check whether he did know the answer, as his 2nd line suggested.

However, for everyone, there is a clue in the OP.

And I'll give you all another. You needn't look beyond that squad. Everything's there.

On 28/10/2025 at 09:26, Demonstone said:

You're making them too easy, @Timothy Reddan-A'Blew . I'll stay out of this one to give others a chance. rolleyes

On 28/10/2025 at 09:33, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

I did wonder...

Well you wondered correctlyโ€ฆ pfft this one is sooooo easy ๐Ÿ™„

I have nfi what the answer is

Edited by Ghostwriter

59 minutes ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

I'm afraid there's no clue in my correspondence with @beelzebub, LD-vC. Not from me, anyway. I noticed his poesy and framed my hope for a PM accordingly, to check whether he did know the answer, as his 2nd line suggested.

However, for everyone, there is a clue in the OP.

And I'll give you all another. You needn't look beyond that squad. Everything's there.

We need a "Thanks, but no thanks" emoji.

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11 minutes ago, La Dee-vina Comedia said:

We need a "Thanks, but no thanks" emoji.

I'll accept them all, graciously...

Screenshot_20251029_120503_Chrome.jpg

Edited by Timothy Reddan-A'Blew

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I feel it only fair to share my responses to some PM'd direct questions (NOT to be taken as precedent, though - e.g. 'What's the answer?' might be a stretch)

Is it alphabetical related? Well, splitting grammatical hairs, 2/3 of that.

Is in-depth player knowledge required? No.


6 minutes ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

I'll accept them all, graciously...

Screenshot_20251029_120503_Chrome.jpg

AI has no idea - everyone knows the melting face emoji ๐Ÿซ  is what one sends in response to being sent nude pics, pleasant ones anyways.

Or so a friend told me.

๐Ÿคญ

4 hours ago, Ghostwriter said:

AI has no idea - everyone knows the melting face emoji ๐Ÿซ  is what one sends in response to being sent nude pics, pleasant ones anyways.

Or so a friend told me.

๐Ÿคญ

That's not the emoji you sent me when i sent you mine GW!

i-got-nothin-i-got-nothing (1).gif

2 hours ago, Neil Crompton said:

That's not the emoji you sent me when i sent you mine GW!

No, it was this oneโ€ฆ

๐Ÿ˜ณ

Or it mightโ€™ve beenโ€ฆ

๐Ÿฅด

Edited by Ghostwriter

59 minutes ago, Ghostwriter said:

No, it was this oneโ€ฆ

๐Ÿ˜ณ

Or it mightโ€™ve beenโ€ฆ

๐Ÿฅด

๐Ÿค”


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The 'The <Insert random draft prospect name> Thread' threads* are swamping the board!

Thought I'd do a bump just in case anyone's still interested.

From the earlier clues:

  • The answer is alphabet (2/3 of 'alphabetical'!)

  • The answer lies entirely within the squad as listed

  • Think about what the second 'there' in the OP is referring to.

Off you go!

(*Does anyone else find it slightly depressing that they're all generic 180-something cm?)

3 minutes ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

(*Does anyone else find it slightly depressing that they're all generic 180-something cm?)

Max Gawn is 180-something cm?

All my life Iโ€™ve been lied to ๐Ÿ˜ฉ

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1 hour ago, Ghostwriter said:

Max Gawn is 180-something cm?

All my life Iโ€™ve been lied to ๐Ÿ˜ฉ

Sorry; I meant all those draft prospects in the threads, not my squad!!

And, in my post, by the way, I meant 'alphabet-related' not just 'alphabet'!

Edited by Timothy Reddan-A'Blew

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@beelzebub has gone that final step beyond 'contention' to achieve this:

๐Ÿ†

Well done, sir!

@Demonstone recused himself (though still no PM to confirm he really had got it). I do acknowledge him now, at this pointy end, as quiz Patron.

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Well, this fizzled somewhat, didn't it! Let that not tarnish @beelzebub's gold, nor @Demonstone's patronage, nor @Ghostwriter's unfruitful doggedness, nor @Little Goffy's or @La Dee-vina Comedia's willingness to dabble (nor that of any other silent wonderers should there have been any...)

Anyways,

PICKETT

SEVENTH pick

STEELE

ย 

LANGDON

GAWN

FRITSCH

EIGHTH pick

ย 

SALEM

VAN ROOYEN

TURNER

CULLEY

WINDSOR

LANGFORD

MELKSHAM

VINEY

ย 

JIATH

LINDSAY

ย 

SPARROW

MIHOCEK

PETTY

HEATH

LEVER

McDONALD

BOWEY

RIVERS

CHANDLER


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