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Contend? Yes We Will! Another [censored] quiz

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We're going to be there at the pointy end, folks! Our squad here of 23 and 3 emergencies gets us there! Can you see why (and tell me by PM only - you all know the rules by now😄)?

PICKETT

SEVENTH pick

STEELE

 

LANGDON

GAWN

FRITSCH

EIGHTH pick

 

SALEM

VAN ROOYEN

TURNER

CULLEY

WINDSOR

LANGFORD

MELKSHAM

VINEY

 

JIATH

LINDSAY

 

SPARROW

MIHOCEK

PETTY

HEATH

LEVER

McDONALD

BOWEY

RIVERS

CHANDLER

 
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6 minutes ago, Demonstone said:

You're making them too easy, @Timothy Reddan-A'Blew . I'll stay out of this one to give others a chance. rolleyes

I did wonder...

 

You can go off people.... just sayin' 🙄


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26 minutes ago, Little Goffy said:

Pretty sure @Timothy Reddan-A'Blew just gave out his Netflix password.

Alas, Goffy, I am Netflix-, and all other commercial streaming services-free.

How else could I have the time I spend on here?

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5 hours ago, beelzebub said:

You can go off people.... just sayin' 🙄

Moi? 🥺

Trying with this one too...

As Demonstone suggests.... it's obvious..

But maybe others might like a clue...

As I haven't one.... it's up to you

 
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48 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

Trying with this one too...

As Demonstone suggests.... it's obvious..

But maybe others might like a clue...

As I haven't one.... it's up to you

You'll need to Poem...er, Private...Message me, bb!

1 hour ago, beelzebub said:

Trying with this one too...

As Demonstone suggests.... it's obvious..

But maybe others might like a clue...

As I haven't one.... it's up to you

1 hour ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

You'll need to Poem...er, Private...Message me, bb!

Maybe it's just me, but I think I understand the clue...but it hasn't helped me solve it, too.


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21 minutes ago, La Dee-vina Comedia said:

Maybe it's just me, but I think I understand the clue...but it hasn't helped me solve it, too.

I'm afraid there's no clue in my correspondence with @beelzebub, LD-vC. Not from me, anyway. I noticed his poesy and framed my hope for a PM accordingly, to check whether he did know the answer, as his 2nd line suggested.

However, for everyone, there is a clue in the OP.

And I'll give you all another. You needn't look beyond that squad. Everything's there.

On 28/10/2025 at 09:26, Demonstone said:

You're making them too easy, @Timothy Reddan-A'Blew . I'll stay out of this one to give others a chance. rolleyes

On 28/10/2025 at 09:33, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

I did wonder...

Well you wondered correctly… pfft this one is sooooo easy 🙄

I have nfi what the answer is

Edited by Ghostwriter

59 minutes ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

I'm afraid there's no clue in my correspondence with @beelzebub, LD-vC. Not from me, anyway. I noticed his poesy and framed my hope for a PM accordingly, to check whether he did know the answer, as his 2nd line suggested.

However, for everyone, there is a clue in the OP.

And I'll give you all another. You needn't look beyond that squad. Everything's there.

We need a "Thanks, but no thanks" emoji.

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11 minutes ago, La Dee-vina Comedia said:

We need a "Thanks, but no thanks" emoji.

I'll accept them all, graciously...

Screenshot_20251029_120503_Chrome.jpg

Edited by Timothy Reddan-A'Blew

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I feel it only fair to share my responses to some PM'd direct questions (NOT to be taken as precedent, though - e.g. 'What's the answer?' might be a stretch)

Is it alphabetical related? Well, splitting grammatical hairs, 2/3 of that.

Is in-depth player knowledge required? No.


6 minutes ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

I'll accept them all, graciously...

Screenshot_20251029_120503_Chrome.jpg

AI has no idea - everyone knows the melting face emoji 🫠 is what one sends in response to being sent nude pics, pleasant ones anyways.

Or so a friend told me.

🤭

4 hours ago, Ghostwriter said:

AI has no idea - everyone knows the melting face emoji 🫠 is what one sends in response to being sent nude pics, pleasant ones anyways.

Or so a friend told me.

🤭

That's not the emoji you sent me when i sent you mine GW!

i-got-nothin-i-got-nothing (1).gif

2 hours ago, Neil Crompton said:

That's not the emoji you sent me when i sent you mine GW!

No, it was this one…

😳

Or it might’ve been…

🥴

Edited by Ghostwriter

59 minutes ago, Ghostwriter said:

No, it was this one…

😳

Or it might’ve been…

🥴

🤔


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The 'The <Insert random draft prospect name> Thread' threads* are swamping the board!

Thought I'd do a bump just in case anyone's still interested.

From the earlier clues:

  • The answer is alphabet (2/3 of 'alphabetical'!)

  • The answer lies entirely within the squad as listed

  • Think about what the second 'there' in the OP is referring to.

Off you go!

(*Does anyone else find it slightly depressing that they're all generic 180-something cm?)

3 minutes ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

(*Does anyone else find it slightly depressing that they're all generic 180-something cm?)

Max Gawn is 180-something cm?

All my life I’ve been lied to 😩

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1 hour ago, Ghostwriter said:

Max Gawn is 180-something cm?

All my life I’ve been lied to 😩

Sorry; I meant all those draft prospects in the threads, not my squad!!

And, in my post, by the way, I meant 'alphabet-related' not just 'alphabet'!

Edited by Timothy Reddan-A'Blew

 
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@beelzebub has gone that final step beyond 'contention' to achieve this:

🏆

Well done, sir!

@Demonstone recused himself (though still no PM to confirm he really had got it). I do acknowledge him now, at this pointy end, as quiz Patron.

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Well, this fizzled somewhat, didn't it! Let that not tarnish @beelzebub's gold, nor @Demonstone's patronage, nor @Ghostwriter's unfruitful doggedness, nor @Little Goffy's or @La Dee-vina Comedia's willingness to dabble (nor that of any other silent wonderers should there have been any...)

Anyways,

PICKETT

SEVENTH pick

STEELE

 

LANGDON

GAWN

FRITSCH

EIGHTH pick

 

SALEM

VAN ROOYEN

TURNER

CULLEY

WINDSOR

LANGFORD

MELKSHAM

VINEY

 

JIATH

LINDSAY

 

SPARROW

MIHOCEK

PETTY

HEATH

LEVER

McDONALD

BOWEY

RIVERS

CHANDLER


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