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DIDAK ON THE FRONT PAGE OF THE AGE

Ash35
in Melbourne Demons

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How appropriate the caption on the photo says "Not allowed out", when clearly, "it" is almost all out.

NOT ALLOWED OUT (take care when opening)

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    How appropriate the caption on the photo says "Not allowed out", when clearly, "it" is almost all out.

    Ash, I'm sure you've answered this question before, but why do you post on a Demon forum?

    Nothing against it, I am just a little baffled.

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    Ash, I'm sure you've answered this question before, but why do you post on a Demon forumn? Nothing against it, I am just a little baffled.

    My wife is a Melbourne member. So I often go to the footy with her, thus seeing alot of Melb games.

    Plus, I just like talking footy sometimes, and I find Demonland a better "chat" than Bomberblitz.

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    Ahhh got 'cha.

    Hope there were no punch-ons Friday!

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    How appropriate the caption on the photo says "Not allowed out", when clearly, "it" is out.

    Much ado about nothing. The shady object in question is the back of his shorts.

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    Much ado about nothing. The shady object in question is the back of his shorts.

    Yep, it sure is. Pic is on the Age website.

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    press conference from collingwood on issue now on SEN

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    Ahhh got 'cha.

    Hope there were no punch-ons Friday!

    It was a frosty trip home at times. Although we spend a fair bit of the trip discussing and reflecting on Neale Danihers caoching career. I have to admit, I had a lump in my throat as he left the field to a standing ovation.

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    SEN apparently talking about it now.

    Actually spoke to the guy who took the pic. They reckon it's definately his snag.

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    I opened the document, enlarged it 400% and still cannot see a thing.

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    How appropriate the caption on the photo says "Not allowed out", when clearly, "it" is almost all out.

    NOT ALLOWED OUT (take care when opening)

    Which one is the "Didak"? Or is that what both of them are called?

    I guess he couldn't let Chris Tarrant upstage him.

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    I opened the document, enlarged it 400% and still cannot see a thing.

    If you open an image, enlarged from the Age >pdf, in a more advanced editing program that supports "levels" it can be seen that the object in question is a continuous curve of the hem of the shorts. Sorry.

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    Definitely nothing more than a curve in the shorts.

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    My first glance and I have to admit that I thought "it" was hanging out. I then enlarged the area and it is obvious the it in question is in fact Didak's shorts. I have just had major issues with myself - yuk - I was actually trying to enlarge a photo to look at Didak's old fella - thank God it was just his shorts! I am ashamed of myself!!!

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    My first glance and I have to admit that I thought "it" was hanging out. I then enlarged the area and it is obvious the it in question is in fact Didak's shorts. I have just had major issues with myself - yuk - I was actually trying to enlarge a photo to look at Didak's old fella - thank God it was just his shorts! I am ashamed of myself!!!

    Jeeeez!!! Go have shower. Yuk! :blink:

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    Yep - shower required - i am making myself feel very creepy but I bet I am not the only one who has sat here today trying to enlarge Didaks privates! What were we thinking????? Also, I am a girl which is just a bit less creepy than you blokes trying to do it!

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    Also, I am a girl which is just a bit less creepy than you blokes trying to do it!

    Disagree.

    You were enlarging Didak's groin area... it's disturbing regardless of gender ;):lol:

    *Vomit*

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    Disagree.

    You were enlarging Didak's groin area... it's disturbing regardless of gender ;):lol:

    *Vomit*

    Agree on all counts......

    Sorry deesrock ;) !!!

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    In an amusing irony Didak's last words at his most recent Media Conference were "Basically I need to pull my head in".

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    Come on - everyone of you that has looked at this topic has done the same thing!!! At least I admitted it and stopped as soon as I realised what I was doing!

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    Come on - everyone of you that has looked at this topic has done the same thing!!! At least I admitted it and stopped as soon as I realised what I was doing!

    Actually I saw it, threw up a little, and chucked the paper in the bin...

    Of course, if the same unfortunate misprint happened to the guy on the left, I probably would have framed it ;)

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