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The boys are out on the ground already. Earlier start because there’s a funeral to attend after the session. 

 
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Eminem blaring at 9am and the sun’s shining and the mood is GREAT.

Look who’s here…

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Leb! 

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4 minutes ago, Ghostwriter said:

Eminem blaring at 9am and the sun’s shining and the mood is GREAT.

Look who’s here…

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Leb! 
 

 

Any idea when he’ll resume training? That single birkenstock sandal is not inspiring any confidence.

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Kolt, Leb and Tmac kicking short sharp hard passes to each other. Kolt kicked a lightning bolt straight into Tmac’s Jatz crackers. I hope three kids was his limit. 🤭

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Kolt’s going indoors to train and he’s not happy about it. Walking with the physio and he says “that’s boring” to which the physio replies, “ Yeah I know but you’ve gotta do what you’ve gotta do, mate.” I reckon he just wanted to stay out here in the sunshine with his teammates. 😭

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Charles though. Geez Louise he’s speedy and good luck getting hold of him oppo since he’s a “slippery little sucker” 😁

 
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No Maysie or Koz. But Ricky’s here. Also, Roy George didn’t end up going to WA. He’s not here today. 

Interested to hear the optics around Culley today, if you can. 

Is Henderson still in WA? 


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9 minutes ago, Rednblueriseing said:

Petracca in full contact today? 

Yep. Was just tackled by Bill and there was no half-arzedness about it. 

4 minutes ago, Ghostwriter said:

Charles though. Geez Louise he’s speedy and good luck getting hold of him oppo since he’s a “slippery little sucker” 😁

How does he look? Is he in main training now?

40 minutes ago, Ghostwriter said:

Eminem blaring at 9am and the sun’s shining and the mood is GREAT.

Look who’s here…

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Leb! 

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Still not sleeping well and that’s not helping 

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Tmac is rehabbing. Not sure what his issue is but it looks like it’s a leg thing. He’s on the bike now. 


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Just spoke with Luker. He’s walking slow laps. I almost didn’t recognise him since he’s lost weight and has grown a mo, he approached me with a huge smile though. He’s feeling a lot better but it’s gonna be a slow and steady process getting him fit again. He’s really happy to be back and says he’s loving living in Melbourne 

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9 minutes ago, old dee said:

Is there a training session at Goschs on Wednesday?

Yes. 

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Andy’s clearly tweaked something in his leg. He was limping but right now he’s jogging around the boundary with ease and with his signature gorgeous smile. 

Like sands through the hourglass...

 

 

19 minutes ago, Ghostwriter said:

Just spoke with Luker. He’s walking slow laps. I almost didn’t recognise him since he’s lost weight and has grown a mo, he approached me with a huge smile though. He’s feeling a lot better but it’s gonna be a slow and steady process getting him fit again. He’s really happy to be back and says he’s loving living in Melbourne 

LTI vibes?

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LOL Jonesy was told to put on a white vest and get out there coz he has to play. No kidding, I’ve never seen a grown man so excited to be told to play. He threw his whistle at Selwyn and said “Mind this for me, they need me to play!” He’s like a pig in the proverbial.

He just tackled Harves, or at least tried to, after which he hugged him so tight. 🥺

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No worries with Andy. He just told me it’s a corky 🥳

 
2 minutes ago, Ghostwriter said:

No worries with Andy. He just told me it’s a corky 🥳

Are Pickett and May back with the boys? 


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