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If Noah joins the club, should he be Zark?

 
7 hours ago, Return to Glory said:

So Andy's nickname is Andy. Nice

Should be - Andy sang as his billy boiled.  "Billy"

 
2 hours ago, monoccular said:

If Noah joins the club, should he be Zark?

Don't ask me.

Noah dear.

10 hours ago, Ghostwriter said:

Ghosts can’t be seen, so we’ll never know. 

Just read, write?  Unlike replies to our buddy greenwaves! 😉

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I just want you all to know that pun is intentional


Well I guess footballers aren't known for their intellect so it's no surprise only a few of these names have a little thought put in.

There isn't even much irony in the list included. You know the usual ones like Andre the giant for the less tall players.

Just a lot of ys added on. 

Bill for Laurie is probably the only one with a little bit of cleverness so perhaps the boys could bring in outside counseling to provide a touch of wit.

I've heard the Duke for young Windsor which shows some effort.

I'm guessing Turner displayed some dancing skills out and about some evening.

Id throw some out as a guide.

Hanger for Jv

Lotto for CS

Fulcrum for JL

Murray for TR

Marty Hore gets off without sentence. All he gets for a name like his is a Marty? I mean fair go.

Anyone got any nicknames of a mate that represent good value?

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9 hours ago, leave it to deever said:

 

I'm guessing Turner displayed some dancing skills out and about some evening.

 

It’s the complete opposite. He’s such a bad dancer they call him Disco. I believe his nan gave him the nickname  🪩 🕺 

 
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9 hours ago, leave it to deever said:

 

Just a lot of ys added on. 

 

Funny you should say this, Jed is called Jeddy 😁

1 hour ago, Ghostwriter said:

Funny you should say this, Jed is called Jeddy 😁

Maysie...at least is different letters.

 I call Marty h the bicycle.


On 28/02/2025 at 07:55, leave it to deever said:

I've heard the Duke for young Windsor which shows some effort.

I believe that young Caleb shows far more commitment to his job than did his namesake, who threw in the towel. 

20 hours ago, monoccular said:

I believe that young Caleb shows far more commitment to his job than did his namesake, who threw in the towel. 

I'm expecting a big year from Caleb.

Although was he injured?

How's he travelling?

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This may have come up before, but, in an interview with the Club, Russian referred to Will Verrall as 'Fish'.

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16 minutes ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

This may have come up before, but, in an interview with the Club, Russian referred to Will Verrall as 'Fish'.

Yeah, that’s Will’s nickname. He told me this at the Season Launch. He said it’s because he’s in the pool at every opportunity.

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