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Demons V Magpies

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YOU'RE JUST A SUBURB OF MELBOURNE!

ahhh the good old song for newcastle

the sydeny song fits the filth too

hookers, p%%fters and junkies!

 

how about, 'those weird things in our mouths are called teeth'

 

more likely it would be " what are those things in your mouth?"

or "why dont you have track marks?"

or "i never see you at centre link."


if you read what's going on at the pies forum, you'd probably think differently. besides it's all good for a laugh

i actually dont care what anyone else says, i actually love it when they ask why im not at the snow and i always say to them "i decided to come to the game, but i have the choice, i can afford to go to the snow, and id rather been pidgeon holed as a rich club than a toothless, IQ challenged person who cant afford to go to the snow"

 

ahhhhh i love it, my pie mates have been giving me crap for weeks and they havent said much the last couple of days

bring back yze for this game, he always kicks a lazy 5 against the pies

I tell you what, melbourne supporters from every corner of this state better come to this game. Collingwood supporters always out number us on the queens b'day games, even if we are doing well and they are below the 8 !!! C'mon deeeeeeessss. Let's role this filthy filthy disgusting excuse of a football side.


its abit early to get cocky yet i think guys....

especially starting the stupid supporter jokes, maybe we should focus more on winning first

we havent had much to be happy about this year i know ... but lets get smart after we win..

go dees...

Went and watched Collingwood and the Dockers last week, the Pies work hard no superstars in the team but they play well as a team and work hard for each other and have good skills. We need to play better than we did against Adelaide to beat these guys but I think we are getting better each week. I'd like tosee another tall forward come into the team to test their defense out and if Clement plays we need to push Robbo up the ground because Clement has a very good record against him, let Robbo run him around a bit. I'd line up as below

Bell Carroll Bizzell

Petterd Frawley Wheatley

Green Mclean Johnstone

Bruce Bate Robbo

Sylvia Neitz Davey

White McDonald Jones

Johnson Newton Godfrey Ward

Out Brown

In Newton

no time, loyalty or respect......

Hit the nail right on the head there

Ah yes, the same way some of your comments make me feel :rolleyes: !!!

Guys we dont like it when people pigeon hole us as [censored] weak, snow bunnies etc, you prob shouldnt do the same especially after the threads that have been going on lately about "passionate melb supporters"

"white colour(sic) criminal" they say. :blink:

"I can not wait for these(sic) day!" :wacko:

"we are the loyalist(sic) football supporters, THE WORLD HAS EVER HAD!" :rolleyes:

Damn, I couldn't finish the first post.

I love some of the suggestions they came up with for their revenge banner - especially "Season Dee-railed". Somebody please make a point of asking to borrow it when we're eight goals up halfway through the final term.

I also liked the way they've fixed on 'what goes around comes around' as the motivation for the revenge banner, without noticing that they'd been s&^%ing everyone off with their 'Game over' banner for months before we dished it back to them.

Seriously though, that 'Season Over' banner was a masterpiece, cruel perhaps, but a perfect whack at the filth and their insane arrogance.

"we need a witty one liner to remind them what a shite club they really are...." they say.

They need a lot more than that.


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