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On my way to Goschโ€™s. Hoping that unlike on Tuesday, theyโ€™re actually here this morning!

Edited by WalkingCivilWar

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I need too get the laundry done could you pick that up and do it. ย You seem to have enough time to ย do things that are important. ย Both the training and the laundry are important. ย 
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thanks in anticipationย 

25 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

On my way to Goschโ€™s. Hoping that unlike on Tuesday, theyโ€™re actually here this morning!

Off the death bed, W?

Demon Spirit!

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Any comments about training very welcomeย 

10 minutes ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

Off the death bed, W?

Demon Spirit!

Dragged my sad n sorry arze off the couch to come here. Really should be at home but Iโ€™m meeting my *Goschโ€™s girls here, didnโ€™t wanna let โ€˜em down.

*three delightful teenage girls whom I met at Goschโ€™s in the off-season and who are too shy to ask the players for selfies/autographs therefore need someone with more front than Myer to do it for them and thatโ€™s where I come into the picture. ๐Ÿ˜


19 minutes ago, 640MD said:

I need too get the laundry done could you pick that up and do it. ย You seem to have enough time to ย do things that are important. ย Both the training and the laundry are important. ย 
ย 

thanks in anticipationย 

Not a problem, MD. Note: I donโ€™t do ironing.ย 

40 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Not a problem, MD. Note: I donโ€™t do ironing.ย 

Who does?

Can I expect you to pick it up and return it please.

I can hang it on the line, enough wind here in SW Victoriaย 

thanks your a diamond in the rough

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1 hour ago, 640MD said:

Any comments about training very welcomeย 

Hereโ€™s my comment about trainingโ€ฆthey trained.

Thatโ€™s pretty much all Iโ€™ve got because I saw Kev there and asked him to do a training report. ๐Ÿ˜

I did watch a loooong session of some of the boys taking shots at goal. Two words: Chin Chandler. Nailing shots from the boundary on ridiculous angles, a joy to behold. You donโ€™t need to watch Chin kicking for goal because as soon as it leaves his boot he knows if itโ€™s going through in which case heโ€™s silent. But if itโ€™s not going through be lets loose with a very loud โ€œOH [censored]!!!โ€ ๐Ÿ˜‚

4 minutes ago, 640MD said:

Can I expect you to pick it up and return it please.

I can hang it on the line, enough wind here in SW Victoriaย 

thanks your a diamond in the rough

Iโ€™m out front of yours right now. Where the hell are you?

Bear in mind Iโ€™m PT-ing it. Your laundry basket better be on wheels.ย 


9 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Iโ€™m out front of yours right now. Where the hell are you?

Bear in mind Iโ€™m PT-ing it. Your laundry basket better be on wheels.ย 

Two minutes I can open the door. ย Thanks sgain.

2 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

*three delightful teenage girls whom I met at Goschโ€™s in the off-season and who are too shy to ask the players for selfies/autographs . ๐Ÿ˜

Back in the day we had some deelightful teenage girls in the CS wanting to meat players. ย Non too shy if I rememberย 

maybe these girls are grand daughters of those same girls. ย  Do any of them resemble old melb players ?

I met a lovely couple from WA at Goschโ€™s. Itโ€™s their daughterโ€™s eighth birthday and to celebrate theyโ€™ve come over for training today and the match tomorrow. Demonland readers but not posters. Just wanted to let you guys know it was awesome to meet you and I apologise for running off suddenly but there were players to annoy. ๐Ÿ˜ Enjoy the match tomorrow!

Misty feel about the morning.ย 

Backs first out with Petty and TMac interacting with them.

Suggest Hunter the sub. Woey was doing plenty of plays.

Setting themselves with slings along the boundary connecting the backs to mids.

From the mid-stoppages to central corridor, the spread out the back.

Kossie is in his own zone.

5 minutes ago, 640MD said:

Two minutes I can open the door. ย Thanks sgain.

No need to open the door. I got in through the window. Love what youโ€™ve done with the house.ย 


3 minutes ago, 640MD said:

Back in the day we had some deelightful teenage girls in the CS wanting to meat players. ย Non too shy if I rememberย 

maybe these girls are grand daughters of those same girls. ย  Do any of them resemble old melb players ?

I donโ€™t even wanna know what this means ๐Ÿซฃ

Kev. Thanks for the report, appreciatedย 

I will read it twice

WCW. Leave the large screen TV please

its on loan. ย 
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3 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

I donโ€™t even wanna know what this means ๐Ÿซฃ

whatever ... as long as they get pics for social media ... lol

WCW how did Positive Lingers enjoy his sisters wedding and the flight to and from London.๐Ÿ˜

3 minutes ago, 640MD said:

Kev. Thanks for the report, appreciatedย 

I will read it twice

WCW. Leave the large screen TV please

its on loan. ย 
ย 

All good MD. Hard to take a large screen TV on the train anyways.

Unrelated: Soz about leaving your undies drawer in a mess. And you really should open a bank accountโ€ฆ itโ€™s much safer.ย 


2 minutes ago, DeeZone said:

WCW how did Positive Lingers enjoy his sisters wedding and the flight to and from London.๐Ÿ˜

I wouldnโ€™t mention it since it seems some people believe it shouldnโ€™t have happened. โ˜น๏ธย 

Everyone left when the players finished up but I stayed and watched the Casey boys for a bit. Not because Iโ€™m a dedicated fan but because my Goschโ€™s girls are crushing hard on Kolt and wanted to stay and watch him. I thought a Rooey fix wouldโ€™ve been enough for them, but clearly not. Oh, to be 17 again.ย 

2 hours ago, Fritta and Turner said:

Who does?

No one in their right mind.ย  You iron it before you hang it out ...

ย 

Have the leaves finished falling yet at GP?

Many thanks

PS Out of interest does the oval suffer from dog droppings or is someone on pre training pooper scooper duty

Edited by Diamond_Jim

6 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

.... Iโ€™m meeting my *Goschโ€™s girls here, didnโ€™t wanna let โ€˜em down.

*three delightful teenage girls whom I met at Goschโ€™s in the off-season and who are too shy to ask the players for selfies/autographs therefore need someone with more front than Myer to do it for them and thatโ€™s where I come into the picture. ๐Ÿ˜

Oh if only you had been around when I was going to training and was 17 and too shy to talk to the players.ย  I spent hours not talking to Sean Wight whilst sitting on the picket fence at the G with him after he did his knee (wish I'd talked to him, he always waved to me if he saw me thereafter, think he remains my favourite ever player, even more than Robbie).ย  Then we moved to the Junction Oval from the G and that was the pits.ย  Russell Richards and the Febey twins would give me a lift up to the city since they were driving to Seymour and the walk back to St Kilda station was unpleasant.

These days I've got the guts go to talk to people, cos they are people, but I'm also old and married.ย  And in another country, which makes going to training difficult.


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