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POSTGAME: Practice Match vs Richmond

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7 hours ago, Redleg said:

Want to add a few more.


The game was played on grass.

There was no roof.

Was played in daytime.

Had to wear footy guernseys.

Ball was made of leather.

Only allowed 18 on ground for them.

A plane flew overhead.

The car park was full.

There was no grandstand on the outer side.

They ran out of hot dogs.

Dusty wasn’t feeling like it.

Etc, etc, etc.

They ran outta gas.

They had a flat tire.

They didn't have enough money for cab fare.

Their gurnseies didn't come back from the cleaners.

An old friend came in from outta town.

Someone stole their car.

There was an earthquake, a terrible flood, locusts! It wasn't their fault! I swear to God!

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    2 hours ago, AzzKikA said:

    They ran outta gas.

    They had a flat tire.

    They didn't have enough money for cab fare.

    Their gurnseies didn't come back from the cleaners.

    An old friend came in from outta town.

    Someone stole their car.

    There was an earthquake, a terrible flood, locusts! It wasn't their fault! I swear to God!

    They traffic was horrendous

    The toilet seats in the change rooms should have been left up for good luck

    The coin toss was crooked

    The mosquito's were too annoying

    Their sunglasses fogged up too much

    They were required to wear masks in Covid

    The Tattslotto place was too far to pick up the div 1 check

    It was pizza and chocolate's fault that they were obese.

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    2 hours ago, AzzKikA said:

    They ran outta gas.

    They had a flat tire.

    They didn't have enough money for cab fare.

    Their gurnseies didn't come back from the cleaners.

    An old friend came in from outta town.

    Someone stole their car.

    There was an earthquake, a terrible flood, locusts! It wasn't their fault! I swear to God!

    And four pieces of dry white toast!!!

    Good one Jake.

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    13 hours ago, DeeZee said:

    Before we recruited Langdon and Hunter, we were desperate, and I mean DESPERATE for decent wingers and some outside ball movement.

    Such important pieces of the puzzle now.

    Crucial for the MCG

    In the 70’s the wingmen of both sides were so important and we seem to have realized again what an attacking asset they are 

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    5 hours ago, Left Foot Snap said:

    And four pieces of dry white toast!!!

    Good one Jake.

    4 fried chickens and a coke! Dry white toast is for my brother! 🤣

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    1 hour ago, AzzKikA said:

    4 fried chickens and a coke! Dry white toast is for my brother! 🤣

    Elwood! 

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    9 hours ago, layzie said:

    They traffic was horrendous

    The toilet seats in the change rooms should have been left up for good luck

    The coin toss was crooked

    The mosquito's were too annoying

    Their sunglasses fogged up too much

    They were required to wear masks in Covid

    The Tattslotto place was too far to pick up the div 1 check

    It was pizza and chocolate's fault that they were obese.

    The dog ate their homework.

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    12 hours ago, AzzKikA said:

    They ran outta gas.

    They had a flat tire.

    They didn't have enough money for cab fare.

    Their gurnseies didn't come back from the cleaners.

    An old friend came in from outta town.

    Someone stole their car.

    There was an earthquake, a terrible flood, locusts! It wasn't their fault! I swear to God!

    Word association has stirred up an old memory. Who else remembers the Esso advertising slogan of the 1960s and 1970s of "Put a tiger in your tank"?

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    We are in their heads, voting on the 2023 ladder on PRE has Melbourne as a clear #1

    Where Richmond fans think Melbourne will finish:

    1st 20 Votes

    2nd 16 Votes

    3rd 2 Votes

    4th 1 Vote

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