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Ben Cousins lands coaching role at Demons

Rodney (Balls) Grinter
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1 hour ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Thank you so much, Jules. 💕 

Re names, my non-footy-loving son said how about NOT ALL Demons-related names? How about at least one non-Demons name? I said sure, I actually have one in mind. I told him the name. He said “Maisie, yeah I like that name!”
I’ll let him believe it’s Maisie until he ever sees it written and discovers it’s Maysie. 😁

So defs (😁) a cleverly-disguised 'Daisie', too?

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    And one more before I make for the door...

     

    Hetty.

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    2 hours ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

    And one more before I make for the door...

     

    Hetty.

    Hetty and Jiney.

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    5 hours ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

    And one more before I make for the door...

     

    Hetty.

    Hetty the Hen. 🤔 Sounds like a poor man’s Chicken Little character. But thanks all the same, T. 😘

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    5 hours ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

    So defs (😁) a cleverly-disguised 'Daisie', too?

    Totes! 😁

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    3 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

    Gregory Peck

    Any roosters to look after the baby girls, @WalkingCivilWar?

    Though we live in times, hopefully, that Gregory could identify freely.

    (I see you're ready to contemplate new names, WCW, but apologies if this turn to (gentle) humour is too soon in your grief...)

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    46 minutes ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

    Any roosters to look after the baby girls, @WalkingCivilWar?

    Though we live in times, hopefully, that Gregory could identify freely.

    (I see you're ready to contemplate new names, WCW, but apologies if this turn to (gentle) humour is too soon in your grief...)

    No apology needed. 🙂I wasn’t  expecting it, but coming back to DL has helped immensely. Besides, who ever knows when “too soon” becomes “soon enough” if ever?

    As for roosters, I’m not permitted to keep any (city council by-law) in suburbia. This is purely because of the crowing. So, my girls are as *pure as the driven snow. 😁

    *except for that period of six months during which time an escaped peacock would visit mine daily and would be very frequently caught in the act of mounting my OG hen (JH) who actually didn’t seem to mind at all. True story. 

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    Saw him on William St in Perth CBD last night, he does not look good.

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    On 12/28/2022 at 9:25 PM, layzie said:

    Saw him on William St in Perth CBD last night, he does not look good.

    He’s cooked.

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    8 hours ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

    He’s cooked.

    Still the best line coach around though. 
     

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