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1 hour ago, jnrmac said:

That subconscious works both ways, Any team that gets ahead of the Pies wont take their foot off the gas

But they should put their foot on Pendelbury, Elliott and the cranky yanky and the other [censored].

 
2 hours ago, Demonland said:

All the Captains have a photo with the cup on the Captains Day before the season starts.

This was Maxy's first time touching his 2021 Cup.

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Yeah it's the promotional thing, I just wanted to make a funny joke 😛

 
7 hours ago, Demonland said:

May be an image of 1 person and text that says "Useless AFL Stats Percentage game time spent in front Ladder 2022 Pos UAS 1 2 Front Percentage Time 74.9% 71% 5 66% 6 Team Melbourne Geelong Richmond LIONS Brisbane Lions Fremantle Sydney Carlton Western Bulldogs Collingwood Port Adelaide Hawthorn 7 8 66% 55.9% 54% 53.6% 52% 49.5% 49.3% 10 A AFL 11 HYUNDAI 12 St Kilda 47.6% AUSTRALIA OOTBALL LEAGU 2022 PREMIERSHIP CUP WON 43.6% 13 GIANTS GWS 14 Adelaide 15 SUNS Gold Coast 16 Essendon North Melbourne EAGLES West Coast 17 18 38.5% 36.7% 36.4% 32.9% 20.1% 15.2% N"

Was that photo taken in April. Haha

2 hours ago, willmoy said:

But they should put their foot on Pendelbury, Elliott and the cranky yanky and the other [censored].

He's an Aussie now.


4 hours ago, Demonland said:

All the Captains have a photo with the cup on the Captains Day before the season starts.

This was Maxy's first time touching his 2021 Cup.

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Can we have the 2022 captains day photo too please?

1 hour ago, MT64 said:

He's an Aussie now.

No. A dual citizen. Won’t see him in Parliament at least. 

Jee-long v the filth ...

I'm actually going to that match. Hate them both ... it's like choosing between typhoid and cholera. 

 
3 minutes ago, Winners at last said:

Jee-long v the filth ...

I'm actually going to that match. Hate them both ... it's like choosing between typhoid and cholera. 

yep, i'm a theatre-goer for it too

i hope they slaughter each other


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