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Let's play Demonland's most unwatchable / unlistenable "journalists" (using 3 word analysis):

1. Dwayne Russell - dead set knobhead

2. James Brayshaw - loves James Brayshaw

3. Dermott Brereton - butchers English language

4. Gerard Healy - voice of doom

5. Ross Lyon - mentions personal capital

6. David King - football isn't science

7. Kane Cornes - talks absolute [censored]

8. Caro - swallowed bitter lemon

9. Matthew Lloyd - bring back Whelan

10. Dwayne Russell - rates another mention

 

 
18 hours ago, Go the Biff said:

I get the "Box Office Buddy" thing as all eyes will be on him until he's kicked the 1000.

But Sam Walsh ? Box Office ? Fantastic young player, amazing work rate. Gets to contest after contest. But he's about as exciting as a cardboard box !

Sam Walsh is in the right team for cardboard boxes.

 
51 minutes ago, Demon Jim said:

Let's play Demonland's most unwatchable / unlistenable "journalists" (using 3 word analysis):

1. Dwayne Russell - dead set knobhead

2. James Brayshaw - loves James Brayshaw

3. Dermott Brereton - butchers English language

4. Gerard Healy - voice of doom

5. Ross Lyon - mentions personal capital

6. David King - football isn't science

7. Kane Cornes - talks absolute [censored]

8. Caro - swallowed bitter lemon

9. Matthew Lloyd - bring back Whelan

10. Dwayne Russell - rates another mention

 

Can I add... Eddie McGuire - name dropper extraordinaire

Lat's bring back Doug Heyward, ( plus there was one other that escapes me) Thorald Merrett with special comments by Percy Beames.

OR : Really a return to Jack Dyer, Tim Lane

They all had the advantage of No TV so could make a few mistakes (of names etc ) without us knowing.

Harry Beitzel was the 70 & 80's version of BT


Is this the clown who said Melbourne are the most irrelevant team in the comp?

Can’t stand him so naturally everything he says will irritate me as this list has done.

Tries to be like Kano but at least Kano’s dribble makes sense some of the time.

23 hours ago, hells bells said:

I listen to a fair bit of SEN but it’s always turned off from 12 till 3pm.  

And it’s the slowest part of the day too which adds salt to the wound.

 

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