Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Demonland

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.

Featured Replies

Posted

A thread to show appreciation to the wives and girlfriends, many of whom have had to make substantial personal sacrifices so that the squad could get the job done.

Edited by TRIGON

 

Probably a better way to start by using the term wags, it’s only appropriate as a put down for influencers breaking covid restrictions.

  • TRIGON changed the title to Thank You Wives & Girlfriends

can’t imagine how tough it would be having a new born plus other kids to deal with solo. They all made a big sacrifice

I’m sure the HABs will do just as well if the girls are playing away for the ALFW flag

 

“Thanks to our wives and girlfriends. May they never meet” 🤣

  • Author
12 hours ago, Cassiew said:

“Thanks to our wives and girlfriends. May they never meet” 🤣

Ahh yes, the classic old english toast "to my wife and sweetheart...may they never meet".


12 minutes ago, TRIGON said:

Ahh yes, the classic old english toast "to my wife and sweetheart...may they never meet".

Ima take it one step further…

What’s the difference between a man’s wife and his girlfriend?

 

About 25 kilos 

 

if I’ve offended anyone’s sensibilities I apologies in advance. 

  • Author
34 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Ima take it one step further…

What’s the difference between a man’s wife and his girlfriend?

 

About 25 kilos 

 

if I’ve offended anyone’s sensibilities I apologies in advance. 

 

Thin-Ice-Skating-in-Sandefjord-Norway.png

1 hour ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Ima take it one step further…

What’s the difference between a man’s wife and his girlfriend?

 

About 25 kilos 

 

if I’ve offended anyone’s sensibilities I apologies in advance. 

Just retweeting so you cant chicken out and remove/edit your post.

Thats gold.

😆

 
2 hours ago, TRIGON said:

Ahh yes, the classic old english toast "to my wife and sweetheart...may they never meet".

Never heard of it. I heard it on an American sitcom


  • Author
7 minutes ago, Cassiew said:

Never heard of it. I heard it on an American sitcom

Thanks, that explains the dilution.

  • Author

Great facebook post by Samantha Jetta (also appears on Delistings 2021 thread courtesy of @dazzledavey36)

"This month has been full of emotions as your 13-year journey at Melbourne FC has come to an end; however you have stayed true to yourself, showed incredible loyalty and stayed humble.

Your career hasn't been easy. You have overcome so much adversity by the club during its 'dark days' when most players only play under 1 or 2 coaches in your career; you have played under 6! Not mention personally, with all the injuries you have had and been delisted on 2013 and re rookie to getting a spot on the seniors' list.

You have fought on for a spot in every one of the 159 games you played, but your success shouldn't be measured by what you achieved on-field or how many games you played but by what you have achieved off-field and by the number of lives you have touched, impacted and transformed. 

But in your journey, the REAL MVPS are Nalani and Kyree for their sacrifices.

They have lived and breathed every second of the past 10 and 7 years.

Nalani and Kyree have gone without you for Birthdays, Easter, Fathers Days and other important events.

They have been by your side every step of the way, from giving you a post-match debrief and tips after every game trying to coach you, also completing post-match recovery with you and been to countless training sessions."

They have nursed you during injuries, felt every win and loss, opened their home and hearts to Kozzy and giving up their bedrooms, and not to mention their most significant sacrifice by turning their worlds upside down last year, living under strict covid protocols and moving interstate and into a hub.

We love you and are incredibly proud of you, We can't wait until you get back xx."

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Unfortunately, your content contains terms that we do not allow. Please edit your content to remove the highlighted words below.
Reply to this topic...

Featured Content

  • AFLW REPORT: Western Bulldogs

    We’re back! That was fun. The Mighty Dees’ Season 10 campaign is off toa flying start with a commanding 48-point winover the Western Bulldogs, retaining the Hampson-Hardeman Cup in style. After a hard-fought first half in slippery conditions, the Dees came out in the second half and showcased their trademark superior class, piling on four goals in the third termand never looked back.

    • 3 replies
  • REPORT: Hawthorn

    The final score in Saturday's game against Hawthorn was almost identical to that from their last contest three months ago. Melbourne suffered comprehensive defeats in both games, but the similarities ended there.When they met in Round 9, the Demons were resurgent, seeking to redeem themselves after a lacklustre start to the season. They approached the game with vigour and dynamism, and were highly competitive for the first three quarters, during which they were at least on par with the Hawks. In the final term, they lapsed into error and were ultimately overrun, but the final result did not accurately reflect their effort and commitment throughout the match.

    • 2 replies
  • CASEY: Box Hill

    The Casey Demons ended the regular season on a positive note and gained substantial momentum leading into the finals when they knocked the Box Hill Hawks off the top of the VFL ladder in their final round clash at Casey Fields. More importantly, they moved out of a wild card position in the finals race and secured a week's rest as they leapfrogged up the ladder into fifth place with their decisive 23-point victory over the team that had been the dominant force in the competition for most of the season.

    • 0 replies
  • PREGAME: Collingwood

    The final game of the 2025 Season is finally upon us and the Demons may have an opportunity to spoil the Magpies Top 4 aspirations when they face them on Friday Night. Who comes in and who goes out?

      • Thanks
    • 75 replies
  • PODCAST: Hawthorn

    The Demonland Podcast will air LIVE on Monday, 18th August @ 8:00pm. Join Binman & I as we dissect the Dees disappointing loss to the Hawthorn.
    Your questions and comments are a huge part of our podcast so please post anything you want to ask or say below and we'll give you a shout out on the show.
    Listen LIVE: https://demonland.com/

    • 40 replies
  • POSTGAME: Hawthorn

    The Demons were sloppy all day and could not stop the run and carry of the fast moving Hawthorn as the Hawks cruised to an easy 36 point win. Is the season over yet?

      • Like
    • 229 replies

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.