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6 hours ago, Demonland said:

 

That's like being invited to a State Dinner and finding out your seat in just inside the doors to the kitchen.

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    Good for an early morning laugh, some of the comments are funny.

     “I heard when they unrolled it 10 Victorians jumped out and made a run for it!”

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    On 10/16/2020 at 7:22 AM, Rodney (Balls) Grinter said:

    For all the expense, they will probably end up installing it somewhere obscure and inconsequential, like over the boundary line in front of where Gil and his goons sit.

     

    14 hours ago, Demonland said:

     

    It certainly didn't take a genius to work out this would be the result.

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    14 hours ago, Demonland said:

    You'll all be happy to know that the turf arrived safely. 

     

    Many people are angered by this, but none more-so than the marketing department at Advanced Hair Studios...opportunity missed!!!

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    13 minutes ago, Wrecker45 said:

    I want to know why a piece of dirt can travel further than I can.

    Is this about the patch of grass or the rumour that Dan Andrews is travelling to QLD for the Grand Final? 

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