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All The Goals.

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Even with a close loss, and especially a win, I look forward to viewing All The Goals to relive those moments when we actually got things sort of right.

Usually there's a five minute reel or so, give or take. 

I think I've never seen one run 1.18 minutes.

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They actually posted all the goals from the port game? I didn’t think they bothered when it was such an awful defeat that every Melbourne fan would be trying to forget about it. 

15 hours ago, maximum bob said:

Even with a close loss, and especially a win, I look forward to viewing All The Goals to relive those moments when we actually got things sort of right.

Usually there's a five minute reel or so, give or take. 

I think I've never seen one run 1.18 minutes.

It was a disgrace. 1 minute 18 seconds sums it up.  The blooper video went for 2 minutes 48 seconds. 

 
20 minutes ago, spirit of norm smith said:

It was a disgrace. 1 minute 18 seconds sums it up.  The blooper video went for 2 minutes 48 seconds. 

I think it would have gone way longer than that - try 62 minutes at least 

For some sick reason I only wanted us to kick one goal for the game and rename the video ‘The Goal’ 

The sequel to ‘Hell & Back’


On 8/2/2020 at 6:11 PM, maximum bob said:

Even with a close loss, and especially a win, I look forward to viewing All The Goals to relive those moments when we actually got things sort of right.

Usually there's a five minute reel or so, give or take. 

I think I've never seen one run 1.18 minutes.

Tipping it will go a fair bit longer this week.

Do they usually post it the day after the game?  We kicked some ripper goals last night

 

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