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Name is one of my nicknames in real life. I’m lazy.

Display pic represented what it was like to be a Demon approaching the 2010 season. Unimpressed and waiting for the next turd to drop. That little fella had no idea what was still to come.

Things are a lot rosier now obv but I’ve grown too attached to let him go.

 

Mine isn’t because of Transformers but rather than the great Calvin Johnson of the Detroit Lions. Arguably the greatest Wide Receiver of all time. Future Hall of Famer

3 hours ago, P-man said:

Name is one of my nicknames in real life. I’m lazy.

Display pic represented what it was like to be a Demon approaching the 2010 season. Unimpressed and waiting for the next turd to drop. That little fella had no idea what was still to come.

Things are a lot rosier now obv but I’ve grown too attached to let him go.

And I always thought you just didn't like toilet seats, and sitting on them to Peee.

 
On 1/18/2019 at 9:31 AM, P-man said:

Name is one of my nicknames in real life. I’m lazy.

Display pic represented what it was like to be a Demon approaching the 2010 season. Unimpressed and waiting for the next turd to drop. That little fella had no idea what was still to come.

Things are a lot rosier now obv but I’ve grown too attached to let him go.

Maybe as a reflection of the crap that did eventually come, you should change your AV to Randy Marsh in that episode of South Park when he did that poo that was more than 100 courics which lifted him 8 feet in the air? 

21 hours ago, Colin B. Flaubert said:

Maybe as a reflection of the crap that did eventually come, you should change your AV to Randy Marsh in that episode of South Park when he did that poo that was more than 100 courics which lifted him 8 feet in the air? 

Perhaps he's a bit constipated trying to crap out our next premiership cup?


On 1/25/2019 at 11:49 AM, Bring-Back-Powell said:

I'm still angry we let Stephen Powell go. 30 goal a year midfielders don''t grow on trees.

I thought maybe you were upset with the quality of US Secretaries of State since Colin Powell.

When I first joined 'ology I'd just moved back to Australia after a couple of years in Kumamoto, Japan.

My name is Ken, and 'Kumamoto Ken' (熊本県) is Japanese for 'Kumamoto Prefecture'. I had that kanji in red and blue as my avatar on 'ology for a while.

 

 

 

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