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Gorgoroth
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On 9/9/2018 at 9:27 AM, Gorgoroth said:

So I noticed yesterday morning that my Rams hat had collected a bird poo on it sometime Friday. Now I really want to clean it off but since we won I’m not sure... but I also don’t know if it occurred before/during/after so I can’t tell if it’s now my super lucky hat or just a hat with poo on it...

Was the poo perhaps, Magpie poo, Hawk poo, or Eagle poo 'Ggrt' ?

Or just plain old flying-rat poo ?

 

Obviously, couldn't have been Swan poo ?  Or you may have been in trouble.

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    there is only one practical solution

     

    start a go fund me page to collect enough coin from fellow demon worshippers to either a) buy a new hat from Ebay or b) keep it going and if we win the GF there will be enough funding to fly to the states and pick up a new choice hat

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    8 minutes ago, jane02 said:

    I am extremely superstitious so I think the poo stays.

    Every game I wear my lucky undergarments and socks, give the Salvo guy $10, buy a footy record from the same stall and always buy three jam donuts. The only time my plan messed up (no fault of my own) we lost.

    I will personally wash the hat for you at the end of the season but please leave it as is.

    I went to the bathroom at the 23 minute mark of the 1st quarter and we kicked two in a row so I didn’t come back till quarter time. Did my bit! 

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    19 minutes ago, DV8 said:

    Yes, but he's been shat on ! 

    Do you mean, he took the bad luck for us all ?

    Better the hat than the team, sign of good luck against the Cats, “taking one for the team” for Friday night. Birds have a cloaca so you get the Poo & Wee in the same  s hit. ? 

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    Lucky it wasn’t this way.....

     

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    47 minutes ago, jane02 said:

    I am extremely superstitious so I think the poo stays.

    Every game I wear my lucky undergarments and socks, give the Salvo guy $10, buy a footy record from the same stall and always buy three jam donuts. The only time my plan messed up (no fault of my own) we lost.

    I will personally wash the hat for you at the end of the season but please leave it as is.

    [censored] I miss the MCG jam donuts. 

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    38 minutes ago, layzie said:

    I went to the bathroom at the 23 minute mark of the 1st quarter and we kicked two in a row so I didn’t come back till quarter time. Did my bit! 

    You know what you have to do during the Hawthorn game.. 

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    56 minutes ago, layzie said:

    I went to the bathroom at the 23 minute mark of the 1st quarter and we kicked two in a row so I didn’t come back till quarter time. Did my bit! 

     

    17 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

    You know what you have to do during the Hawthorn game.. 

    So it's the No 23 thats the key.  Its a big number for the Hawks.

    So at the 23rd minute mark, we should all turn our backs on the Hawks and do a Braveheart, and then give out a curdling Demon War-Cry.

    Guaranteed to take the hawks focus. ?

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    8 hours ago, jane02 said:

    I am extremely superstitious so I think the poo stays.

    Every game I wear my lucky undergarments and socks, give the Salvo guy $10, buy a footy record from the same stall and always buy three jam donuts. The only time my plan messed up (no fault of my own) we lost.

    I will personally wash the hat for you at the end of the season but please leave it as is.

    I’m the same, the hat hasn’t moved, it’s still sporting the stain.

    As for donuts, it’s either victory donuts or commiseration donuts, but always bloody donuts ?

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    11 hours ago, DV8 said:

     

    So it's the No 23 thats the key.  Its a big number for the Hawks.

    So at the 23rd minute mark, we should all turn our backs on the Hawks and do a Braveheart, and then give out a curdling Demon War-Cry.

    Guaranteed to take the hawks focus. ?

    Maybe Bernie Vince needs to be selected? :p

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