Clarry Plays Handball

[Gorgoroth 12,971]

1 hour ago, SFebey said:

When Oliver was drafted an Essendon mate said what were we thinking drafting him ahead of Parish and found it funny. Today I messaged him and said, "would you still take Parish over Oliver?" - his response, "Oliver is Too slow and poor disposal"

How do I reply to that! Best answer will be used!

Just delete him and block the number, you don't need dumb people dragging you down.

[TRIGON 4,783]

1 hour ago, SFebey said:

When Oliver was drafted an Essendon mate said what were we thinking drafting him ahead of Parish and found it funny. Today I messaged him and said, "would you still take Parish over Oliver?" - his response, "Oliver is Too slow and poor disposal"

How do I reply to that! Best answer will be used!

So, you’re one of Bomber’s customers?

[Demon trucker 1,800]

Oliver is not slow he is quick you just don't see it because his a 1 touch player, he does not kick much but he is a great kick, parish is a average footballer to skinny, and I have said from the start parish  is no good and Will never win a BF.

[What 18,810]

2 hours ago, SFebey said:

When Oliver was drafted an Essendon mate said what were we thinking drafting him ahead of Parish and found it funny. Today I messaged him and said, "would you still take Parish over Oliver?" - his response, "Oliver is Too slow and poor disposal"

How do I reply to that! Best answer will be used!

 

1 hour ago, Gorgoroth said:

Just delete him and block the number, you don't need dumb people dragging you down.

 

What Gorg said.

[Lucifers Hero 39,942]

https://www.foxsports.com.au/afl/clayton-olivers-sensational-skill-shows-why-the-demons-arent-fazed-by-his-high-handball-numbers/news-story/41f7546b5f45374e26f18d22db0c98d8

"Oliver has averaged 28.1 disposals per game. He ranks elite in terms of average handballs (19.1), contested possessions (16.6), contested possession rate (58.9), ground ball gets (11.7), and score launches (2.1)...The thing is — he’s not a bad kick either. Oliver’s kicking efficiency of 65.1 per cent has him ranked above average, while he also ranks above average for effective disposals, with 20.3 per game. He also averages 4.1 inside-50s, 0.4 contested marks and 0.7 goal assists per game — all ranked above average".

It is easy to forget how good he is in so many (every?) aspect of the game.  Deservedly, in the conversation as one of the very best young players.  Now regularly being compared to Cripps and he is right up there with other elite young players.

We have a truly elite player (Ie one who consistently delivers at an elite level over an extended period of time) in our midst? 

 

Oops!  Just noticed a new thread has been opened on this.  Mods can transfer if they wish...

Edited May 9, 2018 by Lucifer's Hero

[picket fence 17,172]

Clarry Choo Choo has the best peripheral vision of ANY player in the comp

He sees Front, Left, Right, Behind, UNCANNY!!

Anyway.. you get the drift just a sensational player 

What a find!!

?

Edited May 9, 2018 by picket fence

[Deeoldfart 8,033]

12 minutes ago, picket fence said:

Clarry Choo Choo has the best peripheral vision of ANY player in the comp

He sees Front, Left, Right, Behind, UNCANNY probably has extra vision on his Tossel!!! as well! I can say that coz we had the Tossel brothers playing at the Dees years ago! 

Anyway.. you get the drift just a sensational player 

What a find!!

?

Related to Peter Tossol, I guess.     ?

[Jaded No More 68,965]

On 5/8/2018 at 6:38 PM, SFebey said:

When Oliver was drafted an Essendon mate said what were we thinking drafting him ahead of Parish and found it funny. Today I messaged him and said, "would you still take Parish over Oliver?" - his response, "Oliver is Too slow and poor disposal"

How do I reply to that! Best answer will be used!

Don’t reply. 

Your mate is suffering enough being so incredibly stupid.