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A Christmas present for Max Gawn

Bells
in Melbourne Demons

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12 minutes ago, DV8 said:

No wonder Dennis c Cometti is retiring.  He caught word his photos have been outed.

I thought it was Steven Smith.

Image result for steven smith vfl

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    1 minute ago, ManDee said:

    I thought it was Steven Smith.

    Image result for steven smith vfl

    Close, but the eyes are a giveaway.  Too much chest hair for Smitty

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    On 29/10/2016 at 11:48 AM, Deemented Are Go! said:

    Maybe this is a bit more summery....

    Image result for 70's mens knitted one piece

     

     

    This is brilliant.

    He looks so serious. Like he really believes this is the next big thing in human garments.

    Also only 2 colours - Navy or Brown. Because OF COURSE brown must be an option!

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    2 hours ago, DV8 said:

    No wonder Dennis c Cometti is retiring.  He caught word his photos have been outed.

    HA! Dead ringer. Wish I thought of that, could've been a nice little extortion earner!

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    22 hours ago, Choke said:

     

    This is brilliant.

    He looks so serious. Like he really believes this is the next big thing in human garments.

    Also only 2 colours - Navy or Brown. Because OF COURSE brown must be an option!

    The brown colour comes in handy when the 'drop seat' malfunctions.

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    Maybe a few rolls of toilet paper will do...

    Even harder - what to buy his grlfriend!

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    47 minutes ago, Bells said:

    Maybe a few rolls of toilet paper will do...

    Even harder - what to buy his grlfriend!

    that's easy. a stepladder.

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    A new player profile photo, the old one screams "deer in headlights"

    GAWN%20Max.png

    Got to be this one:

    Max+Gawn+AFL+Rd+12+Melbourne+v+Collingwo

     

    Edited by AzzKikA

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    A book of new one liners for next year's B&F speeches.

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