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My 3 word player analysis V Essendon

joeboy
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 N.Jones - Not his best 

Vince - busy, not damaging 

Hogan - superstar status fading 

Salem - unsure of role 

Watts - didn't produce enough 

Viney - hard but alone 

Lumumba - run, bomb, turnover 

Brayshaw - was not ready 

Gawn - dominated hit outs 

Tyson - can't hit targets 

Oliver - lost in moment 

Kent - Outlook looking bleak 

Garland - did F all

Pedersen - a vfl footballer 

McDonald - hammered in rear 

Bugg - a limited footballer 

Kennedy - becoming  very important 

Garlett - good in patches 

vandenBerg - no enforcer today 

Jetta - was uncharacteristically beaten

Harmes - dury still out

M.Jones - played role, beaten,

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    Weak no heart

    I still can't believe we lost to at best a vfl side [censored] even Frankston dolphins would have beaten them 

    a lot of players need to hear of the pain they cause supporters

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    19 hours ago, Thehardtackler said:

    Let's hope that the Match Committee picks Neal-Buleen, Petracca, Trengove and Weideman next week. Out should go Kent, Oliver (rested), Vandenberg (rest) and maybe Tyson (dropped until he is playing better). I think that Brayshaw will be up and about next week and so will Hogan.

     

    I can agree with these changes. However I would keep Oliver and give either a not ready Brayshaw another go at Casey or Harmes!

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    Round 1

    Suns beat Bombers

    Geeong beat Premiers

    Dogs beat Dockers

    Dees beat Giants

    Round 2

    Suns beat Dockers

    Giants beat Geelong

    Bombers beat us

    Hawks beat Eagles

    in other words

    we beat GWS who beat Geelong who beat the Hawks who beat the Eagles

    and

    we were beaten by the Bombers (who were beaten by the Suns who beat the Dockers who lost to the Dogs)

    Question

    Are things really that bad or would you rather be Freo?

     

     

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    On 2 April 2016 at 6:58 PM, leucopogon said:

    Vanders - no longer tackles

    VIney - fit of fumbles

    Bugg - offers fark all

    Kennedy - team's only competitor

    Hogan - pre ma donna

    TMac - jeckyl and hyde

    Garland - pass the bong

    lamumba - please God no!

    Watts - welcome back Jack

    Pedo - on borrowed time

    Gawn - shocking tap work

    Ruck and clearance coaches - what's the plan?

    Kent - maybe gone forever?

    Garlett - Thank you Malthouse

    Tyson - kicked like poo

    Brayshaw - bad selection decision

    Oliver - 2nd game blues

    Salem - wasted in backline

    N. Jones - good not great

    Vince - on downward slope?

    M Jones - couldn't get involved

    Jetta - lowered his colours

    Roos/Goodwin - did not inspire

    Harmes - not doing enough

    Lol.

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