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AFL footy mate micro figures. Minus the demons

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2 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

you say tom-ay-terย i say tom-ar-to

Otherwise known as speaking Canadian

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I still have my Adem Yze Doll from 2003

my Nephew gave it to me for my 40th

he doesn't say much but his head moves!!

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1 minute ago, Sir Why You Little said:

I still have my Adem Yze Doll from 2003

my Nephew gave it to me for my 40th

he doesn't say much but his head moves!!

wyl, we don't need to hear about your fetishes

1 minute ago, daisycutter said:

wyl, we don't need to hear about your fetishes

Sorry Sir...


3 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

wyl, we don't need to hear about your fetishes

That sort of discussion belongs on the No T$ No BS thread

1 minute ago, Sir Why You Little said:

Sorry Sir...

that's more like it. now go and clean your room.

5 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

that's more like it. now go and clean your room.

Now this is just getting silly

You be the straight man & You be the silly man....

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57 minutes ago, Maple Demon said:

But apparently you were interested enough to see what one said.

Yep. I clicked on one.

I then realised how [censored] they were and posted my opinion.

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5 hours ago, Night Crawler said:

Yep. I clicked on one.

I then realised how [censored] they were and posted my opinion.

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Fair enough. Weren't brave enough to try any others?


12 hours ago, daisycutter said:

wyl, we don't need to hear about your fetishes

If what Biff says is true, Daisy, you are the last man to be criticizing anyone over fetishes!

2 hours ago, Colin B. Flaubert said:

If what Biff says is true, Daisy, you are the last man to be criticizing anyone over fetishes!

maybe col, but i draw the line at fellers playing with dolls (including the blow-up variety that biffo flogs to bbo)

18 hours ago, Demonland said:

There was a Jones one last year.ย 

they wanted to do a Jones one again but they ran out of ink.

Imagine if they made versions of Demonlanders. Wonder what they might look like...what they might say.


21 minutes ago, Maple Demon said:

Imagine if they made versions of Demonlanders. Wonder what they might look like...what they might say.

What would your doll look like and what would it say, Uncle Bitter?

1 hour ago, Maple Demon said:

What would your doll look like and what would it say, Uncle Bitter?

probably "can i have some more please, sir"

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Taylor Walkers skin colour is a bit off?

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