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James Hird Sacked

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My wife (who does not watch AFL) asked me tonight after about two minutes if he was drunk.

I said probably.

Well my wife, the first time she saw him on Footy Classified around a year ago, asked me if he had a serious medical condition

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    Well my wife, the first time she saw him on Footy Classified around a year ago, asked me if he had a serious medical condition

    Yes. Chronic stupidity

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    girlfriend of wife's friend had game of golf with gillom's wife who claimed st. james having a little bit of emhpd'ing

    no more details

    Edited by daisycutter

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    sorry meant emhpd'ing where p stands for polka

    leave you to decipher

    Er sorry I think I must live in a different aeon than some of you guys. I still don't get it (and am keen to - I find most things about Hird interesting - he's a fascinating example of how our obsession with sport creates purely narcissistic personalities - and his worshipers are the kind of empty vessels who are attracted to such creeps)

    Our own dear Tulip was his polar opposite.

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    dc is that word some sort of new age hipster language emanating out of the Borewood Gloria Jeans or did your falsies fall out as you were typing it?

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    Presume what DC is saying (never seen the acronym before) is extra marital horizontal p dancing....

    Heard similar a few years back

    Is he on the leaked Ashley Madison list?

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    Is he on the leaked Ashley Madison list?

    No idea at all (nor do I care TBH).

    For me, one of the best things of this whole sordid affair (talking the drugs here) is that we see the back of Hird. From what we saw of him before his suspension, I thought he had the makings of a great coach. The last thing I want is to see the bummers get another great coach, so thrilled to see the back of Tird

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