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Indigenous All Stars v West Coast Eagles

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lets just say they can't kick you out but my observance is from a distance.

I always said that when my daughters grew up I wanted them to have boyfriends of the faith. I have been half fortunate - the oldest certainly has a boyfriend of the faith - a diehard MFC supporter but the youngest has gone against the faith by going out with a Carlton supporter.

Glass half-full then nutbean? :)

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    Glass half-full then nutbean? :)

    3/4's full... the younger doesn't really like football - however the older does -I go to the footy with my daughter and her boyfriend and his father and brother so it is a nice family affair.

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    I know that Jewish Lineal lines are Matriarchal, I'm just reporting that on a site a few years ago which listed the ethnic origins of Aussie Rules footballers the 2 Krakour brothers were listed as having Jewish origin...

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    SimchaFreo > History > Krakouer Family

    Here from the Beginning: Jewish Contribution to Life in Early Fremantle The Krakouer Family

    In the end, the role of Rudolph Krakouer in the development of the mining industry in W.A. was relegated to a footnote in W.A. history. The Krakouer Brothers went on to start a string of hotels from Collie to Norseman. More significantly, they married local indigenous women, starting a dynasty of football players of Jewish-Aboriginal descent. And perhaps this is the most fitting legacy from that one enterprising convict who arrived in Fremantle 155 years ago.

    Wendy and Ari Antonovsky

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    So they're of Jewish descent, but not Jewish. Can't emigrate to Israel.

    i'm sure a good rabbi could "fix" that, et

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    lets just say they can't kick you out but my observance is from a distance.

    I always said that when my daughters grew up I wanted them to have boyfriends of the faith. I have been half fortunate - the oldest certainly has a boyfriend of the faith - a diehard MFC supporter but the youngest has gone against the faith by going out with a Carlton supporter.

    Mazeltov nutbean. Given the number of teams and our performance in recent years, you've done well to keep 50% in the faith.

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    Ouivey!

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    Sounds like the name of a kosher deli.

    sounds like a good business venture to me. Oy...

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    i'm sure a good rabbi could "fix" that, et

    I came home early last night and walked in on my best friend Moshe making love to my wife.

    I looked at Moshe with distain and said to him " Moshe - I'm married to her - I have to do it...but you ????"

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    I came home early last night and walked in on my best friend Moshe making love to my wife.

    I looked at Moshe with distain and said to him " Moshe - I'm married to her - I have to do it...but you ????"

    Very good nutbean with your permission that is my joke for this week.
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    I came home early last night and walked in on my best friend Moshe making love to my wife.

    I looked at Moshe with distain and said to him " Moshe - I'm married to her - I have to do it...but you ????"

    Yosef, the lawyer said to the wealthy art collector tycoon: "Abe I have some good news, and I have some bad news.”

    Abe replies: "Yosef, i've had an awful day, give me the good news first.”

    Yosef says: “Your wife invested $5,000 in two pictures today that she figures are worth a minimum of $15 million.”

    Abe replies enthusiastically: “Well done, very good news indeed! You've just made my day; now what’s the bad news”

    Yosef answers: “The pictures are of you in bed with your secretary.”

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    Yosef, the lawyer said to the wealthy art collector tycoon: "Abe I have some good news, and I have some bad news.”

    Abe replies: "Yosef, i've had an awful day, give me the good news first.”

    Yosef says: “Your wife invested $5,000 in two pictures today that she figures are worth a minimum of $15 million.”

    Abe replies enthusiastically: “Well done, very good news indeed! You've just made my day; now what’s the bad news”

    Yosef answers: “The pictures are of you in bed with your secretary.”

    snorted coffee out of my nose....

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