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Indigenous All Stars v West Coast Eagles

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lets just say they can't kick you out but my observance is from a distance.

I always said that when my daughters grew up I wanted them to have boyfriends of the faith. I have been half fortunate - the oldest certainly has a boyfriend of the faith - a diehard MFC supporter but the youngest has gone against the faith by going out with a Carlton supporter.

Glass half-full then nutbean? :)

 

Glass half-full then nutbean? :)

3/4's full... the younger doesn't really like football - however the older does -I go to the footy with my daughter and her boyfriend and his father and brother so it is a nice family affair.

I know that Jewish Lineal lines are Matriarchal, I'm just reporting that on a site a few years ago which listed the ethnic origins of Aussie Rules footballers the 2 Krakour brothers were listed as having Jewish origin...

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SimchaFreo > History > Krakouer Family

Here from the Beginning: Jewish Contribution to Life in Early Fremantle The Krakouer Family

In the end, the role of Rudolph Krakouer in the development of the mining industry in W.A. was relegated to a footnote in W.A. history. The Krakouer Brothers went on to start a string of hotels from Collie to Norseman. More significantly, they married local indigenous women, starting a dynasty of football players of Jewish-Aboriginal descent. And perhaps this is the most fitting legacy from that one enterprising convict who arrived in Fremantle 155 years ago.

Wendy and Ari Antonovsky


So they're of Jewish descent, but not Jewish. Can't emigrate to Israel.

i'm sure a good rabbi could "fix" that, et

lets just say they can't kick you out but my observance is from a distance.

I always said that when my daughters grew up I wanted them to have boyfriends of the faith. I have been half fortunate - the oldest certainly has a boyfriend of the faith - a diehard MFC supporter but the youngest has gone against the faith by going out with a Carlton supporter.

Mazeltov nutbean. Given the number of teams and our performance in recent years, you've done well to keep 50% in the faith.

 

Ouivey!

Sounds like the name of a kosher deli.

sounds like a good business venture to me. Oy...


i'm sure a good rabbi could "fix" that, et

I came home early last night and walked in on my best friend Moshe making love to my wife.

I looked at Moshe with distain and said to him " Moshe - I'm married to her - I have to do it...but you ????"

I came home early last night and walked in on my best friend Moshe making love to my wife.

I looked at Moshe with distain and said to him " Moshe - I'm married to her - I have to do it...but you ????"

Very good nutbean with your permission that is my joke for this week.

I came home early last night and walked in on my best friend Moshe making love to my wife.

I looked at Moshe with distain and said to him " Moshe - I'm married to her - I have to do it...but you ????"

Yosef, the lawyer said to the wealthy art collector tycoon: "Abe I have some good news, and I have some bad news.”

Abe replies: "Yosef, i've had an awful day, give me the good news first.”

Yosef says: “Your wife invested $5,000 in two pictures today that she figures are worth a minimum of $15 million.”

Abe replies enthusiastically: “Well done, very good news indeed! You've just made my day; now what’s the bad news”

Yosef answers: “The pictures are of you in bed with your secretary.”

Yosef, the lawyer said to the wealthy art collector tycoon: "Abe I have some good news, and I have some bad news.”

Abe replies: "Yosef, i've had an awful day, give me the good news first.”

Yosef says: “Your wife invested $5,000 in two pictures today that she figures are worth a minimum of $15 million.”

Abe replies enthusiastically: “Well done, very good news indeed! You've just made my day; now what’s the bad news”

Yosef answers: “The pictures are of you in bed with your secretary.”

snorted coffee out of my nose....

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