Skip to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Demonland

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.

The NEW Melbourne

Featured Replies

Humour me, bear with me. The topic is a bit different as Im referring to the holistic overall change , not so much the components as they are well served elsewhere.

What am I getting at...well some ask that often :rolleyes:

We as Melbourne supporters know we've been rubbish and for so many reasons. The Back office was lackadaisical, more occupied by....well insert topic of choice.

The list is wanting. The 'message" was wanting . the delivery was 'wanting'...we were just....deplorable.

As a group we sought solutions ne answers to our concerns. And then something odd happened.. Things started to happen. We do have some talent. Not enough. We have a Football Dept and a Ceo who Know wtf they are doing.

There is a plan unfolding that will see us change quite dramatically over this EOS into ...well, we dont know but it WILL be different and there will be knock-ons.

NOW after that long winded ( sorry ) opening I ask you. We are so used to misery , we hold the Martyr mantel of this league currently and a lot actually take refuge in it.

If we come out next season as competitive and with a list requiring constant recourse to the 'Footy Record" come gameday .. ARE YOU READY?

It seems like a silly thing to ask but I seriously think the club is about to hit the GO button.

This will require a change of paradigm ...from accepted losers to 'combatants'....i.e relevant .

This may cause bums to hit seats,flags to wave, hopes to lift.

You up for it ??

 

A girl i worked with in 1987 was really upset we made the finals....She wasn't ready.

I on the other hand partied very hard!

I'd much prefer things to stay as they have been...

<insert sarcasm emoticon>

 

Humour me, bear with me. The topic is a bit different as Im referring to the holistic overall change , not so much the components as they are well served elsewhere.

What am I getting at...well some ask that often :rolleyes:

We as Melbourne supporters know we've been rubbish and for so many reasons. The Back office was lackadaisical, more occupied by....well insert topic of choice.

The list is wanting. The 'message" was wanting . the delivery was 'wanting'...we were just....deplorable.

As a group we sought solutions ne answers to our concerns. And then something odd happened.. Things started to happen. We do have some talent. Not enough. We have a Football Dept and a Ceo who Know wtf they are doing.

There is a plan unfolding that will see us change quite dramatically over this EOS into ...well, we dont know but it WILL be different and there will be knock-ons.

NOW after that long winded ( sorry ) opening I ask you. We are so used to misery , we hold the Martyr mantel of this league currently and a lot actually take refuge in it.

If we come out next season as competitive and with a list requiring constant recourse to the 'Footy Record" come gameday .. ARE YOU READY?

It seems like a silly thing to ask but I seriously think the club is about to hit the GO button.

This will require a change of paradigm ...from accepted losers to 'combatants'....i.e relevant .

This may cause bums to hit seats,flags to wave, hopes to lift.

You up for it ??

I am with you BB.

2023 will be a great season for the MFC!

Every melbourne supporter should do them selves a favour and watch Paul Roos B&F night speech (sorry can't attach the link on my iPhone). The part that stood out for me was when he said that there's no question that Melbourne holds onto the past and that everyone who supports melbourne needs to move on.

Roos is clearly trying to recreate the Melbourne Football Club and I think we all need to make that happen as well.


  • Author

You're an optimistic poor bas tard BB. Add a touch of Bitters.

and Lemon and Lime to assure a sharper result ?

 
  • Author

in a nutshell, there have benn so so many false dawns are folks ready for a real one. Strangeley people become accustomed to their lot and change is threateninge

You are correct about the "false dawns" BB. The trouble is their have been so many of them it is like the boy who cried wolf - you just can no longer believe. Right now, the only way I'll believe improvement is when I'm buying a (over priced) finals ticket.

Then, like Richmond, we'll probably get the sh it kicked out of us anyway.


What I'll miss if we have success, is the deranged optimism of the demon fan who in the same moment as our two of our top ten bookends are being poached to other clubs, can predict that we're about to "hit the GO button".

Hat's off to you sir! and bring on the future.

Excuse my ignorance of music/film etc C and B -but who's the nice piece of arse on your avator?

Careful, could be your daughter Bitty.


I'm ready......

....but I think it will be a hard road for most.....no thanks to one FORMER greats, Garry Lyon (who was a major player in the appointments of Dean Bailey (rip) and Mark Neeld (a partial failure and complete disaster respectively), who has decided to weigh into our list management decisions with his opinion on Heritifer Lubumba on AFL.com (sorry link not working)

I know this guys works for the media but he should have a LONG HARD LOOK at his track record as an 'expert consultant' and hopefully he will realise that he should ZIP HIS LIP when it comes to staff and player appointments at MFC.

Personally I can see where he is coming from because I am the same age and have grown up in the same generation, BUT, a personality like HL could be a great 'education' to the young men in our club, particularly regarding the issues of diversity, acceptance and tolerance that are REALITIES in our society facing the modern young person today.

While HL might be seen to be on the extreme left of the spectrum IMO he is no more disruptive or damaging than the narrow minded '[censored] sure' sexist bogan type that is on the extreme right.

He can play footy in a manner and position that we are lacking.....so take a look MFC........and move into the NEW CENTURY Garry!!

Go Dees

Excuse my ignorance of music/film etc C and B -but who's the nice piece of arse on your avator?

Naomi Watts.. proving to be very popular on the ole DLand

  • Author

What I'll miss if we have success, is the deranged optimism of the demon fan who in the same moment as our two of our top ten bookends are being poached to other clubs, can predict that we're about to "hit the GO button".

Hat's off to you sir! and bring on the future.

And yet the reference to the bookends forgets to mention one's fallen off the shelf and the other minds Golden books whilst impersonating a sloth

And yet the reference to the bookends forgets to mention one's fallen off the shelf and the other minds Golden books whilst impersonating a sloth

And yet the reference to the bookends forgets to mention one's fallen off the shelf and the other minds Golden books colouring books whilst impersonating a sloth


I'd give her one!

You'd give her something that her doctor would have to supply medication for.

 
  • Author

And yet the reference to the bookends forgets to mention one's fallen off the shelf and the other minds Golden books colouring books whilst impersonating a sloth

you ascribe talents I didnt know of.

I'd give her one!

Only One?????


Archived

This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.

Featured Content

  • PREGAME: Fremantle

    After a stunning victory over the Saints in the first round of the Season the Demons head over to Perth to take on the Dockers who choked in their first match against the Cats. Who comes in and who goes out?

      • Clap
      • Like
    • 102 replies
  • REPORT: St. Kilda

    One of the big stories of the AFL off-season was the spending spree of Melbourne’s Round 1 opponent, St Kilda. They splashed out heavily, first to retain Nasiah Wanganeen-Milera - the hero of last year’s epic come-from-behind miracle victory -turning him into a $2 million man. They then effectively took out an expensive overdraft to recruit a string of expensive players from other clubs. It was a risky investment strategy and, although it’s still early days, it certainly failed to pay off in Sunday’s season opener, with much of the glitter turning to fool’s gold.

    • 2 replies
  • POSTGAME: St. Kilda

    Never in doubt!!! In Steven King’s first game at the helm of the Melbourne Football Club, the Dees outlasted Saints in a wild, momentum-swinging thriller at the MCG, running out 13-point winners.

      • Clap
      • Love
      • Thanks
      • Like
    • 479 replies
  • PODCAST: St. Kilda

    The Demonland Podcast will air LIVE on Monday, 16th March @ 8:00pm. Join Binman, George & I as we dissect the Dees stunning victory over the Saints at the MCG.
    Your questions and comments are a huge part of our podcast so please post anything you want to ask or say below and we'll give you a shout out on the show.

      • Clap
      • Like
    • 32 replies
  • VOTES: St. Kilda

    Max Gawn is gunning for his 5th Demonland Player of the Year award after going back to back for the past two season. Your votes for the Dees thrilling win over the Saints at the MCG. 6, 5, 4, 3, 2 & 1.

      • Like
    • 69 replies
  • GAMEDAY: St. Kilda

    It’s Game Day, and 205 days have passed since the final siren sounded at the MCG, bringing Melbourne’s 2025 season to a close and marking the end of an era. In just a few hours, a new chapter begins for the Demons. What are you most hoping to see from Melbourne today?

      • Like
    • 579 replies

Account

Navigation

Search

Search

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.