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The Unthinkable Hypothetical

daisycutter
in Melbourne Demons

161 members have voted

  1. 1. If the unthinkable happened what would be your preference

    • Merge with another vic club
      34
    • Merge with an interstate club
      2
    • Relocate interstate
      15
    • Just close up shop
      66
    • Wouldn't care
      15
    • Undecided
      12

  2. 2. If the club continued in some form (merged or relocated) would you

    • Be a member
      21
    • Be a supporter
      14
    • Support another AFL club
      9
    • Support no AFL club
      69
    • Don't know
      31

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There is no such thing as an "unthinkable hypothetical".

To form a hypothesis one must expend some thought or imagination.

To do so without this mental exercise is impossible.

As it is to answer DCs poll.

Therefore DC,

No Brainer.

Demonland is an exception to normal rules of thought ... :blink::blink:

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    Oh what rubbish DC.

    The only elephant in any room is in people's heads.

    put your glasses on ta....i said "phantom or not"......you do understand english?

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    Tonight may show that your Hypothetical is not so hypothetical dc

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    Tonight may show that your Hypothetical is not so hypothetical dc

    not my hypothetical od. been brought up here and in the public domain by many

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    I probably quaff sufficient reds to muddle my understanding of "hypothetical" OD.

    I have considered cutting the cable to WA and there will be no news Bbo.

    Because it is may be the beginning of the end.

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    I have considered cutting the cable to WA and there will be no news Bbo.

    Because it is may be the beginning of the end.

    Good idea. I might head to the barn and drink with "the lads".

    dc is probably going to a Dinner Dance at the tennis club to pick up a blue rinser.

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    Romsey Line Dancing Club - every Sat night

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    Romsey Line Dancing Club - every Sat night

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    Got to be better than watching the dees tonight

    Edited by old dee

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    who's watching?

    Yes good point .

    How lucky am I ?

    No foxtel.

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    not my hypothetical od. been brought up here and in the public domain by many

    Correct dc

    If the trend of recent weeks continues into 2015 then IMO we will struggle to see out 2017

    The way I feel right now that is not the worst scenario .

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    This is purely a hypothetical to gauge what posters feelings would be if the club became unviable

    My preference would be to merge with another Melbourne-Based club (or two!). The Greater Melbourne Jumping Tigers from Hell could work.

    Very hard to say what my response in terms of membership would be. I suspect it would differ depending on the scenario. I doubt I'd be a member if they moved interstate. I'm far too pragmatic for that. If I don't get to go to the home games there's no point being a member. If they merged I would probably stay with them.

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    Yes good point .

    How lucky am I ?

    No foxtel.

    I have Foxtel and I don't know if I'm even game to turn it on....

    Right now, it feels like the calm before the storm.

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    I have Foxtel and I don't know if I'm even game to turn it on....

    Right now, it feels like the calm before the storm.

    Cyclone might be a better choice wormburner.
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    Cyclone might be a better choice wormburner.

    and don't bother watching the wallabies either od

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    I do quite like Aussie Rules, and often spend my time watching the ammo's down at the local ground. I love the Demons, but if they were the Tassie Demons, or the St Kilda Demons it wouldn't be the same.

    Think I would jump on board with the Melbourne United (I still hate the name). I enjoy watching basketball as well. Never liked League or Union, and I think Soccer is a joke.

    Will probably just watch a bit of the local footy as well, but if the Dees fold or merge etc, then that we be the AFL done for me.

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    Romsey Line Dancing Club - every Sat night

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    HaHa & I thought it was Amanda Vanstone @ a National Party meeting. silly moi

    & is that Chrissy Pyne in the yella, by chance ? :o

    Edited by dee-luded

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    I don't think roos and pj or the AFL will let this happen. There are too many reputations at steak.
    Roos will be destroyed if he doesn't pull it off, as will the rest of the very experienced coaching staff.

    As will the AFL, as they are essentially in control of the club through PJ.

    Not happening.

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    I don't think roos and pj or the AFL will let this happen. There are too many reputations at steak.

    Roos will be destroyed if he doesn't pull it off, as will the rest of the very experienced coaching staff.

    As will the AFL, as they are essentially in control of the club through PJ.

    Not happening.

    Never say never Deez
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    fwiw psd, i voted don't know

    still thinking about, can always change my vote

    Be careful sitting on the fence dc the splinters can be awful.

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