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Wooden Spoons.

gsmith12
in Melbourne Demons

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The Saints lead the list by a huge margin having managed to win the spoon 26 times.

If however we finish last this season we would join the Kangaroos in equal second place with 13, an achievement I would not be happy with.

Saints 26

Kangas 13

Dees 12

Hawks 11

Swans 11

Lions 10

Tigers 7

Cats 5

Dogs 4

Bombers 4

Blues 3

Pies 2

Giants 2

Suns 1

Dockers 1

Eagles 1

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    The Saints lead the list by a huge margin having managed to win the spoon 26 times.

    If however we finish last this season we would join the Kangaroos in equal second place with 13, an achievement I would not be happy with.

    Saints 26

    Kangas 13

    Dees 12

    Hawks 11

    Swans 11

    Lions 10

    Tigers 7

    Cats 5

    Dogs 4

    Bombers 4

    Blues 3

    Pies 2

    Giants 2

    Suns 1

    Dockers 1

    Eagles 1

    Why smithy at least we are gaining on someone?

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    The Saints lead the list by a huge margin having managed to win the spoon 26 times.

    If however we finish last this season we would join the Kangaroos in equal second place with 13, an achievement I would not be happy with.

    Saints 26

    Kangas 13

    Dees 12

    Hawks 11

    Swans 11

    Lions 10

    Tigers 7

    Cats 5

    Dogs 4

    Bombers 4

    Blues 3

    Pies 2

    Giants 2

    Suns 1

    Dockers 1

    Eagles 1

    Hawks, Swans ?? in good company then ^_^

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    Surprising record by the Dogs who have been in the competition since 1925.

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    I think we can rightly claim second place due to the expansion teams which hardly count.

    (In 2012 only GWS & Gold Coast were below us and 2013 only GWS below us.)

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    it's a bit spooky smithy

    same number of wooden spoons as premierships

    if we get one this year it might mean there is a flag around the corner (i can dream)

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    it's a bit spooky smithy

    same number of wooden spoons as premierships

    if we get one this year it might mean there is a flag around the corner (i can dream)

    That is all we have left dc

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    That is a ladder I don't want to be up there on.

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    Hawks, Swans ?? in good company then ^_^

    What a silly comment - the Hawks were awful until 1961 then the 70s. The Swans pretty good of late.

    Neither would hardly rate on a modern day spoon ladder - the Dees would rate even more.

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    Im jealous of the pies..

    I was there at Vicious Park that day we handed them their first ever spoon. A great day. Until a few irate 'Pies skinheads took a dislike to me

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