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We are the first team since 1995 to....

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Lose every home game in a season.

Last side to do this was Fitzroy in their dying days of 1995 when they could only beat St Kilda and Adelaide as away games.

WELL DONE DEES!!!

For the record our 4 wins have been against:

Carlton (MCG away game)

Adelaide (Adelaide Oval)

Richmond (MCG away game)

Essendon (MCG away game)

Interestingly, these are the results when we've worn our clash jumper this year:

St Kilda - 17 point loss

Carlton - 23 point win

Adelaide - 3 point win

Essendon - 1 point win

Port Adelaide - 3 point loss

 

MCG is our home ground and we won 3 games there so its an irrelevant stat

Lowest "points for" in the league since 1967, excluding the Giants of 2012.

 
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MCG is our home ground and we won 3 games there so its an irrelevant stat

Yes it's a quirky fact, but a fact none the less.

MCG is our home ground and we won 3 games there so its an irrelevant stat

It's hardly an irrelevant fact that somebody paying to attend our 11 home matches would have witnessed a grand total of 0 wins for the season.

Do you reckon that somebody might think he had received value for his dollars and time, or that he might find something else to do next year?


4 wins, 69%

Ongoing slide in form. Total incapacity to score. Breathtaking mental fragility.

Paul Roos is simply not earning his money.

There. I said it.

Interestingly, these are the results when we've worn our clash jumper this year:

St Kilda - 17 point loss

Carlton - 23 point win

Adelaide - 3 point win

Essendon - 1 point win

Port Adelaide - 3 point loss

Obviously we just need to wear our clash jumper every game next year and we'll play finals!

Good teams win on the road - and occassionally at home

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4 wins, 69%

Ongoing slide in form. Total incapacity to score. Breathtaking mental fragility.

Paul Roos is simply not earning his money.

There. I said it.

Given the task at hand, he probably deserves more. It is not Paul Roos that is not earning his money, but there are those recently departed from the club, that should pay some of theirs back.

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4 wins, 69%

Ongoing slide in form. Total incapacity to score. Breathtaking mental fragility.

Paul Roos is simply not earning his money.

There. I said it.

Given the task at hand, he probably deserves more. It is not Paul Roos that is not earning his money, but there are those recently departed from the club, that should pay some of theirs back.

Edited by iv'a worn smith


It is important as memberships for future years can be made and lost on these home games. A 3 game member may upgrade if he or she can see a win or two when they go. I'm a redleg 11 game member and I went to stuff all home games this year because of terrible time slots and then got bored of seeing this rabble play. I'll downgrade to a 16 game open air membership next year as I assume most of our games will be on at 440 Sunday as we don't deserve to play at any other time.

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