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MATCH PREVIEW AND TEAM SELECTION

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2026? Crazy talk. 2036 we should be pushing for 10th with the right drafting and Schwabby at the helm.

Please RtG do not lose your sense of humour.

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    I'm trying old dee. Just occasionally though I see the reality. And argghhhh

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    This is icing on the cake (In the HS): Melbourne coach Neil Craig says players have opportunity to make club relevant in last four games of season

    There were apparently 3 journos at his press conference.

    It seems the only people who care about our club is us.

    We are pathetic to be in this position again but this time its a lot worse.

    I really cant remember a time I have felt so low as a supporter and bordering on not giving a shite anymore.

    This is a really sad time in our history.

    Take a deep breath DemonOX.

    Forget the Dees for the next month.

    Go to your local footy and see a close game.

    It will give you some perspective back.

    There is sporting enjoyment out there this August you just need a break from the MFC.

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    I'm trying old dee. Just occasionally though I see the reality. And argghhhh

    It is not hard to see why people give up.
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    I'll tell you what I have been doing. I've been telling my 5 year old daughter that the Dees are winning. I doit every week. She, in turn goes to school and tells her mates that the Dees won again. Some say that's cruel. I say it's the risk I have to take to keep her locked in.

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    I think it's got about 3 yrs worth of legs in it.

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    Take a deep breath DemonOX.

    Forget the Dees for the next month.

    Go to your local footy and see a close game.

    It will give you some perspective back.

    There is sporting enjoyment out there this August you just need a break from the MFC.

    The sad thing old dee is that I don't think I am the only one that thinks like this.

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    Provided she doesn't learn to read. I've removed all reading material.

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    I'll tell you what I have been doing. I've been telling my 5 year old daughter that the Dees are winning. I doit every week. She, in turn goes to school and tells her mates that the Dees won again. Some say that's cruel. I say it's the risk I have to take to keep her locked in.

    It's no worse than saying Santa Claus exists.

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    It's no worse than saying Santa Claus exists.

    And he supports the mighty Dees.

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    I'll tell you what I have been doing. I've been telling my 5 year old daughter that the Dees are winning. I doit every week. She, in turn goes to school and tells her mates that the Dees won again. Some say that's cruel. I say it's the risk I have to take to keep her locked in.

    What do you do if your kiddies are 12 and 10and can read RTG?

    There aint no hiding then.

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    I make up mock headlines and blogs and turn to home schooling. Stupid question.

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    The sad thing old dee is that I don't think I am the only one that thinks like this.

    Thousands I would think.

    I am serious DemonOX it helps me.

    Try it.

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    I'll tell you what I have been doing. I've been telling my 5 year old daughter that the Dees are winning. I doit every week. She, in turn goes to school and tells her mates that the Dees won again. Some say that's cruel. I say it's the risk I have to take to keep her locked in.

    Imagination is more important than knowledge.

    She doesn't need to know the hard facts just yet.

    We are winning every week and that's all she needs to know.

    I'm going to adopt the same theory with my son and save him from early developmental problems bought about by perpetual loss.

    Screw the truth.

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    And he supports the mighty Dees.

    Nah

    Red and white looks like a Swans man to me.

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    I'll tell you what I have been doing. I've been telling my 5 year old daughter that the Dees are winning. I doit every week. She, in turn goes to school and tells her mates that the Dees won again. Some say that's cruel. I say it's the risk I have to take to keep her locked in.

    Imagination is more important than knowledge.

    She doesn't need to know the hard facts just yet.

    We are winning every week and that's all she needs to know.

    I'm going to adopt the same theory with my son and save him from early developmental problems bought about by perpetual loss.

    Screw the truth.

    Excellent parenting. My commendations to both of you. Lies and deceit are the only way to prepare our children for the real world. Well done , makes me proud to be a D'lander.

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    I'll tell you what I have been doing. I've been telling my 5 year old daughter that the Dees are winning. I doit every week. She, in turn goes to school and tells her mates that the Dees won again. Some say that's cruel. I say it's the risk I have to take to keep her locked in.

    Youré a sick man rtg, perhaps sicker than bbo

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    Youré a sick man rtg, perhaps sicker than bbo

    Impossible.

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    Youré a sick man rtg, perhaps sicker than bbo

    Slanderous.

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    With your prayers and intercession Lord, I'm sure I'll find glory hole.

    I think that answers your question Lordweaver

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    With your prayers and intercession Lord, I'm sure I'll find glory hole.

    The good Lord works in mysterious ways my friend, but even he has his limitations

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