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Hmmm... sack Bailey?

time to move on, its happened and we need to move forward as a club

 

Where's Sylvia? Sounds like half our blokes have already gone to the pub.

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50 pts to 9.

Has been in our fwd line maybe 4 times??

 
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Wow. Just ineptitude. Loose players everywhere. 5 x 10m chip kicks and GOAL.

Centre bounce infrimgement to WCE.. OMG.

How on earth do we allow so many uncontested possessions while having almost none ourselves. It's just lazy running!!!


time to move on, its happened and we need to move forward as a club

I was being facetious...

ie. We've sacked Bailey, what's the next port of call?

What's clear is that none of the coaches should remain next yr. Neither should many of the senior players. Complete overhaul needed.

Howe doesn't belong at this club.

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Blease has shown something.

Howe takes a speccy. Monty for the best first year player.

 

Where's Sylvia? Sounds like half our blokes have already gone to the pub.

Seeing was a couple of the guys out at pubs last Sat night was a bit of an eye opener.

Go Howie!

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What's clear is that none of the coaches should remain next yr. Neither should many of the senior players. Complete overhaul needed.

Howe doesn't belong at this club.

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What's clear is that none of the coaches should remain next yr. Neither should many of the senior players. Complete overhaul needed.

Howe doesn't belong at this club.

Howe doesn't belong? Because he is better than the MFC?

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Are Davey or Morton playing?

Howe doesn't belong? Because he is better than the MFC?

Yes. The rest of his team mates should take a hard look.

Well, I think I can safely stop monitoring this thread and get back to my work...

Are Davey or Morton playing?

They are on the field..... Davey has been in very little. Morts was putting in early but couple of ugly things, dribble kick and not putting his head over it.

2 goals to Dee's back to 36 points down.


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Goal to Petterd

I was being facetious...

ie. We've sacked Bailey, what's the next port of call?

thats cool, its just not how it came across when i read it

thats cool, its just not how it came across when i read it

No drama

McDonald!!just kick the friction thing. You could see that coming a mile away!!

F$%$@@@K! Stupid STUPID defensive players. Blind turning and firing off handballs in tight in the opponent's fwd 50 doesn't work!!

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Davey is a spectator, not going for the ball at all. He's either injured or no confidence. Either way

GET HIM OUT OF THERE

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I'm outta here.

Malthouse has given up on commenting on anything melbourne, he is sick of making just negative comments

 

Soft as butter, show that kind of fight when the game is on Melbourne not after the siren!

F#@k you would give em a spray in the rooms at half time. It wont happen though. Imagine the collingwood rooms if the pies played a first half like this.

Ït's all right boys, just keep on trying and we can turn it around" Pats on the back all round.

We are a weak soft club. What hurts the most is the players (bar a few) dont really seem to care.


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