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We have now passed 18000 posts, on over 720 pages with over 300000 views.

I respectfully propose, that when we hit 1000 pages and 20000 posts, we have a party, where we can all have some of our favourite food and drinks, like Banana Dacquiries and Banana Splits.

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      On 28/10/2015 at 08:13, Redleg said:

    We have now passed 18000 posts, on over 720 pages with over 300000 views.

    I respectfully propose, that when we hit 1000 pages and 20000 posts, we have a party, where we can all have some of our favourite food and drinks, like Banana Dacquiries and Banana Splits.

    good idea. i suggest a woodstock style party. we could hold it uncle bitter's romsey manor house

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      On 28/10/2015 at 08:42, daisycutter said:

    good idea. i suggest a woodstock style party. we could hold it uncle bitter's romsey manor house

    The "Lads" are very discerning about guests. So I doubt that any of the perverts that post here would be welcome. However, if said perverts were weighed down with wine .... or ( licentious) women .. they would be welcomed with open arms. As for Song ... well we all know what he's like.

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      On 28/10/2015 at 09:02, Bitter but optimistic said:

    The "Lads" are very discerning about guests. So I doubt that any of the perverts that post here would be welcome. However, if said perverts were weighed down with wine .... or ( licentious) women .. they would be welcomed with open arms. As for Song ... well we all know what he's like.

    Like an honest Arabian named Asif.

    You would cellar the good stuff and pull out the bargain blend from Old Dees undrinkable pile.

    Then take the female to check out your new she shed, which I imagine to be like DCs man cave without the clutter of bearskins and Skulls,and other what-nots.

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      On 28/10/2015 at 09:13, Biffen said:

    Like an honest Arabian named Asif.

    You would cellar the good stuff and pull out the bargain blend from Old Dees undrinkable pile.

    Then take the female to check out your new she shed, which I imagine to be like DCs man cave without the clutter of bearskins and Skulls,and other what-nots.

    It is this level of vulgarity that makes the "Lads" insist on banning you. The credit card incident didn't help either.

    However, given your Asian liaisons, I would like your opinion on my post 17974. The Doctor was useless.

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      On 27/10/2015 at 08:22, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Dr John. You are clearly a man of letters ...and numbers... so you maybe able to help me out with this. I have heard (yes I know hearsay) that in certain establishments in SE Asia that young female employees are in fact, identified by a number that is textered on their .... argh ... person.

    Apparently the idea is that if you wish to have an intellectual discussion with said young ladies, you ask the maitre d to invite, let us say number 69 24 over to your table.

    Is that your understanding of the process?

    How vile to number women as if they are a commodity.

    I personally use letters though I assume dedicated perverts like yourself and DC need a system that exceeds 26.

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      On 27/10/2015 at 08:22, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Dr John. You are clearly a man of letters ...and numbers... so you maybe able to help me out with this. I have heard (yes I know hearsay) that in certain establishments in SE Asia that young female employees are in fact, identified by a number that is textered on their .... argh ... person.

    Apparently the idea is that if you wish to have an intellectual discussion with said young ladies, you ask the maitre d to invite, let us say number 69 24 over to your table.

    Is that your understanding of the process?

    Doubt there are many said young ladies around Dick Hopping Creek for Dr John to use as a geographical comparison to this process Uncle Bitter

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      On 28/10/2015 at 09:34, Biffen said:

    How vile to number women as if they are a commodity.

    I personally use letters though I assume dedicated perverts like yourself and DC need a system that exceeds 26.

    Don't be such a hypocrite Biffen!! At least dc does not hide his predatory ways - we know what he is chasing. (Although some would consider hunting prey that relies on a walking frame a little questionable)

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      On 28/10/2015 at 09:44, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Don't be such a hypocrite Biffen!! At least dc does not hide his predatory ways - we know what he is chasing. (Although some would consider hunting prey that relies on a walking frame a little questionable)

    The numbers in the will have always been more important to DC than age.

    It's a gigolos creed.

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      On 28/10/2015 at 09:43, Moonshadow said:

    Doubt there are many said young ladies around Dick Hopping Creek for Dr John to use as a geographical comparison to this process Uncle Bitter

    MMmmmmm.. fair point Moon. I had forgotten Dr. John's roots. I think he needs to explain the derivation of this place name and his part in it.

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      On 28/10/2015 at 09:44, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Don't be such a hypocrite Biffen!! At least dc does not hide his predatory ways - we know what he is chasing. (Although some would consider hunting prey that relies on a walking frame a little questionable)

    actually bitters, it is quite optional as far as i'm concerned

    but i do admire a woman with a classy zimmer

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      On 28/10/2015 at 07:22, greenmachine said:

    lol this thread gets better everyday

    You need to get out in the fresh air more often gm

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      On 28/10/2015 at 09:49, Biffen said:

    The numbers in the will have always been more important to DC than age.

    It's a gigolos creed.

    Do you think he swears eternal love as he humps them off to the beyond?

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      On 28/10/2015 at 09:50, daisycutter said:

    actually bitters, it is quite optional as far as i'm concerned

    but i do admire a woman with a classy zimmer

    Would that be a battery operated err .. zimmer dc ? tsk tsk!!

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      On 28/10/2015 at 02:10, daisycutter said:

    ok, to be accurate, probably crawl and chew bananas, then

    I was thinking more like rolling over and talking !$#^ :blink::)

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      On 28/10/2015 at 08:09, Redleg said:

    Thursday 26 & 18

    As grasshopper HT has told you it is Sour Chicken Balls day.

    Who would want to eat the sour balls of a chicken? It just makes no sense, as Seinfeld the Grand Wizard used to say.

    Let alone the balls of a sour chicken (which, come to think of it, sounds like good advice :blink::)) :):o

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    I just scrolled through the last 50 odd posts, that is time I won't get back. Best retire to bed with a good book, I think.

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      On 28/10/2015 at 10:41, daisycutter said:

    not again, earl. this becoming an addiction

    DC

    Heading off to Cuba in a few weeks so I am reading some Spanish books, though they are the equivalent of the old John and Betty readers that we once read in grade 1 I think. Anyway I have to brush up the Spanish just in case I run into Fidel while I am there.

    Desperate to get there before the Yanks get there in numbers and transform the place.

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      On 28/10/2015 at 09:21, Bitter but optimistic said:

    It is this level of vulgarity that makes the "Lads" insist on banning you. The credit card incident didn't help either.

    However, given your Asian liaisons, I would like your opinion on my post 17974. The Doctor was useless.

    A pleonasm, surely.

    Of course, Uncle Bitters, if you were to offer more adequate remuneration for my advice you could expect more effective service ... although I presume this won't be the first time you've been told something like that.

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      On 28/10/2015 at 09:43, Moonshadow said:

    Doubt there are many said young ladies around Dick Hopping Creek for Dr John to use as a geographical comparison to this process Uncle Bitter

    Your Freudian slip, Moonie, betrays a truth that only we locals understand the full measure of.

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      On 28/10/2015 at 11:50, Dr John Dee said:

    Your Freudian slip, Moonie, betrays a truth that only we locals understand the full measure of.

    Metric or imperial?

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      On 28/10/2015 at 09:49, Bitter but optimistic said:

    MMmmmmm.. fair point Moon. I had forgotten Dr. John's roots. I think he needs to explain the derivation of this place name and his part in it.

    I haven't ... oh, actually ...

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    Been 40 extra pages since I have wandered over here.
    I always thought Uncle Bitter's place would have a man shed that was like Mick Taylor's dungeon from Wolf Creek.

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      On 28/10/2015 at 10:39, Earl Hood said:

    I just scrolled through the last 50 odd posts, that is time I won't get back. Best retire to bed with a good book, I think.

    War and Peace is a nice short story for bedtime.

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