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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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So [censored] of with our game I haven't even craved a banana.

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    So [censored] of with our game I haven't even craved a banana.

    Now I know you really have a problem Redleg.

    I prescribe a six week trip to Mongolia and Siberia there will be no internet and they will have no idea what AFL is let alone the MFC.

    You will rejoin the world to discover that nothing much has changed in Melbourne and drafting ( best time of the year ) is about to start.

    Summer training will soon begin and the world will be full of hope and bananas will taste as sweet as ever.

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    Just went on the Club Silent Auction site and noticed a bid of $36500.00 for a $250.00 Sport Shoe voucher. I suspect a mistake.

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    Just went on the Club Silent Auction site and noticed a bid of $36500.00 for a $250.00 Sport Shoe voucher. I suspect a mistake.

    probably bbo just bidding whilst blind drunk, redleg

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    What wonderful joy will tonight's selection bring us?

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    Just typical:

    NICK Riewoldt has finally succumbed to his calf issues, with the St Kilda skipper to miss Sunday’s clash against Port Adelaide.
    Riewoldt, as well as Jack Lonie (rested) and Sam Gilbert (groin), was ruled out on Thursday.
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    Just had a great banana milk shake now a single malt chaser yum!

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    Will you actually be following the footy this weekend dc or shagging bluerinsers? Or .. multitasking?

    i'll be doing my bit for the mother country, bbo

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    Just had a great banana milk shake now a single malt chaser yum!

    Tell us more. I've been adding vanilla essence and cinnamon to mine but perhaps just throwing the chaser in the mix is the go. And then chasing it with an additional chaser of course.

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    Tell us more. I've been adding vanilla essence and cinnamon to mine but perhaps just throwing the chaser in the mix is the go. And then chasing it with an additional chaser of course.

    Drop the cinnamon and add the second chaser

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    Drop the cinnamon and add the second chaser

    Just bloody drink the bottle of single malt FFS!

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    I live overseas but have been enjoying a brief sojourn in back in Oz of late. The highlight of my trip so far has been my introduction to the bullet ninga-whizzo bizzo, I used to mock it's solesonic microactive blade technology but now I'm a convert. The trick is to freeze the bananas before-hand.

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    Just bloody drink the bottle of single malt FFS!

    Wow

    Calm down what is up yours tonight ?

    Small amount of humour cheer up.

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    Have hear about nutella filled donuts. Could they replace the banana split?

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    Have hear about nutella filled donuts. Could they replace the banana split?

    Not for me.

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    Sydney fans threatening to egg anyone who boos Goodes. Gil when asked to comment didn't can the idea. That is our leader.

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    Sydney fans threatening to egg anyone who boos Goodes. Gil when asked to comment didn't can the idea. That is our leader.

    Speaking of nutella-filled donuts ... :blink::lol::unsure::wacko:

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