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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
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biff is a usurer Mable - he fits in well with lawyers and car salespersons.

my my, bbo. quite pc we are tonight - salespersons, ugh!

not only are you happy to slander car salesmen but you also want to be misogynist and include car saleswomen too

btw, when did you last see a car saleswoman

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    my my, bbo. quite pc we are tonight - salespersons, ugh!

    not only are you happy to slander car salesmen but you also want to be misogynist and include car saleswomen too

    btw, when did you last see a car saleswoman

    Sorry dc , I forgot you are from Borewood and obviously poor. My latex latest Merc was sold to me by a delightful young saleswomen.

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    Sorry dc , I forgot you are from Borewood and obviously poor. My latex latest Merc was sold to me by a delightful young saleswomen.

    you bought it off multiples? that must have been very confusing

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    Unlike some on this thread I have to earn my money the honest way there Cutto.

    i like cutto.....much better than daisio...... :)

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    Well to be truthful, It wasn't actually a sale. I like to upgrade to the current model.

    how did you know it was a saleswoman, given the company you associate with it could easily have been a crossie or a trannie?

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    i like cutto.....much better than daisio...... :)

    It's marvelous what an illiterate Fl og can come up with.

    I wonder if Fl og is poor?

    To be poor and illiterate must be terrible. Like an accident of birth - such as being born in the Congo.

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    how did you know it was a saleswoman, given the company you associate with it could easily have been a crossie or a trannie?

    It is the company I associate with that makes me quite cognizant of such distinctions dc!

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    It is the company I associate with that makes me quite cognizant of such distinctions dc!

    i do hope you teach your students the british version of cognisant. earl would not appreciate the vulgar americanism

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    i do hope you teach your students the british version of cognisant. earl would not appreciate the vulgar americanism

    Ha ha good point dc. I no longer give a FF!! I simply go with the version of spell cheque that the computer accepts.

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    Ha ha good point dc. I no longer give a FF!! I simply go with the version of spell cheque that the computer accepts.

    do i hear the red wine talking?

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    i like cutto.....much better than daisio...... :)

    Daisio. Sounds like the kind of place where you would work if you became a James Bond like spy. However, Estelle Getty and Phyllis Diller style love interests surely would be poor and shoody compared to the likes of Eva Green and Olga Kurylenko.

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    Daisio. Sounds like the kind of place where you would work if you became a James Bond like spy. However, Estelle Getty and Phyllis Diller style love interests surely would be poor and shoody compared to the likes of Eva Green and Olga Kurylenko.

    phyllis diller had her moments when she was younger

    cohcld-qv-kyiezfrh-du-he-phyllis-dixey-2

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    funny how everyone here who saw that footage immediately wondered if it was bbo

    Funny, or entirely predictable? :)

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    i like cutto.....much better than daisio...... :)

    Isn't daisio a Japanese version of the Reject Shop? Cutto sounds like Biff's butcher ... :)

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    i like cutto.....much better than daisio...... :)

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    Can you explain this one?

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    Can you explain this one?

    please froggo, this is a family site.....no need for this smut

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    Sorry dc , I forgot you are from Borewood and obviously poor. My latex latest Merc was sold to me by a delightful young saleswomen.

    You can fit 5 bobby calves in the boot of a Merc.

    Well dead ones anyway.

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    You can fit 5 bobby calves in the boot of a Merc.

    Well dead ones anyway.

    jazza, good guys did great business on saturday replacing blown up microwaves and smashed tv screens

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    jazza, good guys did great business on saturday replacing blown up microwaves and smashed tv screens

    I was tempted to smash up a bloke who decided to barrack during the minutes silence.

    Too bad BBO didnt pick up a tiger membership for himself friday night.

    But i think Biffo wouldve emu picked them up and resold them when the tiges are back on the winners list.

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    Tu dormis et tempus ambulat.

    you sleep whilst time moves?

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    I dare not ask if the salesperson involved in the merc transaction was working on commission.

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    Get Gus to the Ink parlour pronto!

    I want to see some Ink.

    When you have a ten or twelve year future in the AFL it doesn't really matter what the corporate system says about face/neck/sleeve tatts or job prospects.

    He is an AFL mid-fielder ,bon fide, and he needs to start colouring himself in like one.

    Hurry up Jonesy!

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