Jump to content

The No T$ No B$ Thread


Redleg

Recommended Posts

FMD!! That might explain why the pond slime has disappeared. Bon appetit Jazza!!

As Moonie might attest to ,you have never really been a fussy eater BBo.

Something your personal trainer might have noticed.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Keep it up, jazza. Are you saying you are recovering your good taste? :-)

Yep,taste buds are funny.

Went for a counter meal and had some avacado{pillow biter food}it actually has a taste.Who would have thought.

Can now smell cows coming up the dairy lane,And can enjoy some of the nicer things.

Also can smell the chit thats wearing some of our jumpers on the weekends.

If i turn my nose in a certain direction,i can smell the slags of the gat when they lift their arms.

Link to comment
Share on other sites


Yep,taste buds are funny.

Went for a counter meal and had some avacado{pillow biter food}it actually has a taste.Who would have thought.

Can now smell cows coming up the dairy lane,And can enjoy some of the nicer things.

Also can smell the chit thats wearing some of our jumpers on the weekends.

If i turn my nose in a certain direction,i can smell the slags of the gat when they lift their arms.

Jazza - it is impolite to use the word pillow biter these days .

The correct nomenclature is " young liberal"

Also ,several of the fine beauties here at the gat have taken offence at your references .

Anyway- it's colder than a witches teats .

I'm going to set something on fire just so I can feel my hands again.

  • Like 2
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Sun shining here,glorious day for all that live in the paddock.

Looming court case has bought me indoors,Was hoping for an early knockout from that bloke Justice Middleton.

PS.if you want to warm the hands up,stick them down your trouser front,or better still one of the girls trouser fronts.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Jazza - it is impolite to use the word pillow biter these days .

The correct nomenclature is " young liberal"

Also ,several of the fine beauties here at the gat have taken offence at your references .

Anyway- it's colder than a witches teats .

I'm going to set something on fire just so I can feel my hands again.

Comedy gold! You are wasting your talents pimping Biff.

  • Like 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Yep,taste buds are funny.

Went for a counter meal and had some avacado{pillow biter food}it actually has a taste.Who would have thought.

Can now smell cows coming up the dairy lane,And can enjoy some of the nicer things.

Also can smell the chit thats wearing some of our jumpers on the weekends.

If i turn my nose in a certain direction,i can smell the slags of the gat when they lift their arms.

Who would've known, jazza! Next you'll grow a Ned Kelly beard, ride a fixie pushbike and drink long macchiatos.

Much better than sniffing your cows coming...

  • Like 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Funny men are often troubled men.

Why is it so?

ask Spike Milligan.

Poor Man.

On his gravestone are the immortal words..

"I told you I was Ill."

Link to comment
Share on other sites


Except the "highs" are effing rare OD.

Although, I'll admit, there have been some rippers. Beating the drug cheats comes to mind, as does that win against the Swan and the come from behind against Freo.

My point Bbo is that we have so few highs that when one happens we explode with delight.

And we all know about the lows they are often, is there a worse low than 186?

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Unfortunately, your content contains terms that we do not allow. Please edit your content to remove the highlighted words below.
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    • No registered users viewing this page.
  • Demonland Forums  

  • Match Previews, Reports & Articles  

    DELUGE by KC from Casey

    The Casey Demons overcame their inaccuracy and the wet inhospitable conditions to overrun the lowly Northern Bullants at Genis Steel Oval in Cramer Street, Preston on Saturday. It was an eerie feeling entering the ground that in the past hosted many VFA/VFL greats of the past including the legendary Roy Cazaly. The cold and drizzly rain and the sparse crowd were enough to make one want to escape to the nearby Preston Market and hang out there for the afternoon. In the event, the fans

    Demonland
    Demonland |
    Casey Articles

    INSANITY by Whispering Jack

    Somehow, the Melbourne Football Club managed it twice in the course of a week. Coach Simon Goodwin admitted it in his press conference after the loss against the Brisbane Lions in a game where his team held a four goal lead in the third term:   "In reality we went a bit safe. Big occasion, a lot of young players playing. We probably just went into our shell a bit. "There's a bit to unpack in that last quarter … whether we go into our shells a bit late in the game."   Well

    Demonland
    Demonland |
    Match Reports 12

    PREGAME: Rd 17 vs West Coast

    The Demons return to Melbourne in Round 17 to take on the Eagles on Sunday as they look to bounce back from a devastating and heartbreaking last minute loss to the Lions at the Gabba. Who comes in and who goes out?

    Demonland
    Demonland |
    Melbourne Demons 138

    PODCAST: Rd 16 vs Brisbane

    The Demonland Podcast will air LIVE on Monday, 1st July @ 8:30pm. Join George, Binman & I as we analyse the Demons loss at the Gabba against the Lions in the Round 16. You questions and comments are a huge part of our podcast so please post anything you want to ask or say below and we'll give you a shout out on the show. If you would like to leave us a voicemail please call 03 9016 3666 and don't worry no body answers so you don't have to talk to a human. Listen & Chat LIV

    Demonland
    Demonland |
    Melbourne Demons 38

    VOTES: Rd 16 vs Brisbane

    Captain Max Gawn has a considerable lead over the injured reigning champion Christian Petracca in the Demonland Player of the Year Award. Steven May, Alex Neal-Bullen & Jack Viney make up the Top 5. Your votes for the loss against the Lions. 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.

    Demonland
    Demonland |
    Melbourne Demons 30

    POSTGAME: Rd 16 vs Brisbane

    The Demons once again went goalless in the last quarter and were run down by the Lions at the Gabba in the final minutes of the match ultimately losing the game by 5 points as their percentage dips below 100 for the first time since 2020. 

    Demonland
    Demonland |
    Melbourne Demons 454

    GAMEDAY: Rd 16 vs Brisbane

    It's Game Day and the Dees are deep in the heart of enemy territory as they take on the Lions in Brisbane under the Friday Night Lights at the Gabba. Will the Demon finally be awakened and the season get back on track or will they meekly be sacrificed like lambs to the slaughter?

    Demonland
    Demonland |
    Melbourne Demons 920

    UNBACKABLE by The Oracle

    They’re billing the Brisbane Lions as a sleeping giant — the best team outside the top eight —and based on their form this month they’re a definite contender for September AFL action. Which is not exactly the best of news if you happen to be Melbourne, the visiting team this week up at the Gabba.  Even though they are placed ahead of their opponent on the AFL table, and they managed to stave off defeat in their last round victory over North Melbourne, this week’s visitors to the Sunshi

    Demonland
    Demonland |
    Match Previews

    WILDCARDS by KC from Casey

    Casey’s season continued to drift into helplessness on Sunday when they lost another home game by a narrow margin, this time six points, in their Round 13 clash with North Melbourne’s VFL combination. The game was in stunning contrast to their last meeting at the same venue when Casey won the VFL Wildcard Match by 101 points. Back then, their standout players were Brodie Grundy and James Jordon who are starring in the AFL with ladder leaders, the Sydney Swans (it turned out to be their last

    Demonland
    Demonland |
    Casey Articles
  • Tell a friend

    Love Demonland? Tell a friend!

×
×
  • Create New...